Dad: Son, do you want to play Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots?
Son: Sure, let me get it from the closet.
Dad: No, bring your sisters. Just like the game, they can’t move their legs.
Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone.
He is now playing the whore-monica.
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
What’s a fun game to play during a pride parade?
Capture the flag.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Suicide.
Suicide who?
Suicide you.
What is illegal in Africa? Water guns.
Q. What monster plays the most April Fools' pranks?
A. Prankenstein.
Q: Why did the family want to move out while the neighbors were playing tennis?
A: Because they were a racquet!
I like playing with Yoyos, because at least they always come back.
if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.
Playing soccer in a wheelchair is basically Rocket League in real life.
Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were.
Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5 AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!
Animal jokes, eh?
Toucan play at that game.
22 ants were playing football in a saucer.
One ant said to another one, “We'll have to play better tomorrow. We're playing in the cup!”
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
If my phone battery lasted as long as my relationship, I would never be able to play on my phone.
Why can't an orphan play basketball?
Because no one will be cheering them on.
Orphan kids only play GTA5 so they can be wanted.
Why did the orphan play GTA? Because he wanted to feel the wanted level.
