Play jokes
Q: Why did the family want to move out while the neighbors were playing tennis?
A: Because they were a racquet!
How do you piss off a midget?
Give them a yo-yo and tell them to play with it.
Why doesn't anyone play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
I was playing laser tag with my ex, but I (wink) didn't realize I had a real gun.
Dad: Son, do you want to play Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots?
Son: Sure, let me get it from the closet.
Dad: No, bring your sisters. Just like the game, they can’t move their legs.
mom "go play with the neighbor" the neighbbor:
if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.
What is illegal in Africa? Water guns.
Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick
Yep, this happens when you play G.T.A., good God!
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Like and comment if you play Fortnite!
What kind of band never plays music?
What’s a fun game to play during a pride parade?
Capture the flag.
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
How is sex like a game of bridge?
If you have a great hand, you don’t need a partner.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Suicide.
Suicide who?
Suicide you.
What’s the best song to play when visiting Africa?
"Have You Ever Seen the Rain?"
Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were.
Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5 AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!
This guy goes to a bar and pulls out a little guy playing the piano. The bartender asks him where he got a small man with a piano.
The guy points outside to a genie granting people wishes. The bartender runs out and 1 million ducks appear.
The bartender yells at the genie saying, “Are you fucking deaf? I asked for 1 million bucks, not 1 million bucks!”
The guy from the bar says, “No shit! You think I really asked for a 12-inch pianist?”
I hate when my class want to play hangman. Not because they hang a man, but because I get jealous.