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Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
"Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you." mucho_mango: just woke up from my dream what was that.
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is!
Why is a brick always hard? Because the Indians played with it enough.
I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.
Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.
Why can’t American people play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?
Me: Because they can't get a homerun.
Why did Little Sally get hurt while playing soccer?
Because she fell into a minefield.
I played the Angry Birds theme while watching a 9/11 documentary.
Two boys came home for dinner late, and their mother asked, "Where have you boys been?" One of them replied with, "We were all over the neighborhood, we're mailmen now." Their snobby teen sister said, "Well, you're not real mailmen, real mailmen use real letters." Then one of the boys said, "Actually, we used real letters, we found a whole box of them under your bed."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
All doggies go to heaven - or so I've been told.
They run and play along the streets of Gold.
Why is heaven such a doggie-delight...
Why, because there's not a single cat in sight.
Why did Stephen Hawking and his wife stop playing hide and seek? She kept using a metal detector.
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
What's the song that plays at the very end of the movie, Dr. Strangecow, during the montage of nuclear blasts?
"Veal meat again, don't know where, don't know when..."
I taught my dog how to play the trumpet on the London Underground over the weekend.
He went from Barking to Tooting in just under 20 minutes.
Playing soccer in a wheelchair is basically Rocket League in real life.