Play jokes
How is sex like a game of bridge?
If you have a great hand, you don’t need a partner.
What kind of band never plays music?
Joke start.
Punchline!
My mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?
Me: No.
Attack on Titan music starts playing in my head.
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?
When he is wanted!
Have you played the game Imagine Dragons? Imagine draggin' deez nuts!
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
Gather 6 friends to play Russian roulette, and one's mind will be blown away.
Why don’t violists play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Did you know the past tense of William Shakespeare is Wouldiwas Shookspeared?
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why was the kinetic sand always happy?
Because it was kinetic with its friends!
I was playing Warzone last night, and I shot my teammate that said they were emo. When I shot him, another player did, and it said "assist kill."
What is the worst animal to play cards with? A cheater.
Why didn't the pirate want to play cards?
Because he was standing on the deck!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home. 😀😀
Why doesn't anyone play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were.
Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5 AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!
This guy goes to a bar and pulls out a little guy playing the piano. The bartender asks him where he got a small man with a piano.
The guy points outside to a genie granting people wishes. The bartender runs out and 1 million ducks appear.
The bartender yells at the genie saying, “Are you fucking deaf? I asked for 1 million bucks, not 1 million bucks!”
The guy from the bar says, “No shit! You think I really asked for a 12-inch pianist?”