Play jokes
Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick
How is sex like a game of bridge?
If you have a great hand, you don’t need a partner.
Yep, this happens when you play G.T.A., good God!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Suicide.
Suicide who?
Suicide you.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Memes
Took me about 15 seconds of staring in confusion to figure out how the illusion worked
Like and comment if you play Fortnite!
What kind of band never plays music?
How do you piss off a midget?
Give them a yo-yo and tell them to play with it.
Why doesn't anyone play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
I was playing laser tag with my ex, but I (wink) didn't realize I had a real gun.
Dad: Son, do you want to play Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots?
Son: Sure, let me get it from the closet.
Dad: No, bring your sisters. Just like the game, they can’t move their legs.
if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
What’s a fun game to play during a pride parade?
Capture the flag.
Playing soccer in a wheelchair is basically Rocket League in real life.
Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were.
Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5 AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!
This guy goes to a bar and pulls out a little guy playing the piano. The bartender asks him where he got a small man with a piano.
The guy points outside to a genie granting people wishes. The bartender runs out and 1 million ducks appear.
The bartender yells at the genie saying, “Are you fucking deaf? I asked for 1 million bucks, not 1 million bucks!”
The guy from the bar says, “No shit! You think I really asked for a 12-inch pianist?”
I hate when my class want to play hangman. Not because they hang a man, but because I get jealous.
Animal jokes, eh?
Toucan play at that game.
22 ants were playing football in a saucer.
One ant said to another one, “We'll have to play better tomorrow. We're playing in the cup!”