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Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why don’t violists play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Did you know the past tense of William Shakespeare is Wouldiwas Shookspeared?
Gather 6 friends to play Russian roulette, and one's mind will be blown away.
Why was the kinetic sand always happy?
Because it was kinetic with its friends!
Memes
once u see it, you'll never un see it
I was playing Warzone last night, and I shot my teammate that said they were emo. When I shot him, another player did, and it said "assist kill."
What is the worst animal to play cards with? A cheater.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home. 😀😀
Q: Why did the family want to move out while the neighbors were playing tennis?
A: Because they were a racquet!
Q. What monster plays the most April Fools' pranks?
A. Prankenstein.
I like playing with Yoyos, because at least they always come back.
Why doesn't anyone play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
I was playing laser tag with my ex, but I (wink) didn't realize I had a real gun.
Dad: Son, do you want to play Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots?
Son: Sure, let me get it from the closet.
Dad: No, bring your sisters. Just like the game, they can’t move their legs.
if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.
What’s a fun game to play during a pride parade?
Capture the flag.
Playing soccer in a wheelchair is basically Rocket League in real life.
Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were.
Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5 AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!
This guy goes to a bar and pulls out a little guy playing the piano. The bartender asks him where he got a small man with a piano.
The guy points outside to a genie granting people wishes. The bartender runs out and 1 million ducks appear.
The bartender yells at the genie saying, “Are you fucking deaf? I asked for 1 million bucks, not 1 million bucks!”
The guy from the bar says, “No shit! You think I really asked for a 12-inch pianist?”
Animal jokes, eh?
Toucan play at that game.