Play jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home. 😀😀
I was playing laser tag with my ex, but I (wink) didn't realize I had a real gun.
Why doesn't anyone play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
Dad: Son, do you want to play Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots?
Son: Sure, let me get it from the closet.
Dad: No, bring your sisters. Just like the game, they can’t move their legs.
Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone.
He is now playing the whore-monica.
Memes
Who would've known?
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
What’s a fun game to play during a pride parade?
Capture the flag.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Suicide.
Suicide who?
Suicide you.
What is illegal in Africa? Water guns.
Q. What monster plays the most April Fools' pranks?
A. Prankenstein.
Q: Why did the family want to move out while the neighbors were playing tennis?
A: Because they were a racquet!
I like playing with Yoyos, because at least they always come back.
if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.
Playing soccer in a wheelchair is basically Rocket League in real life.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
How do you piss off a midget?
Give them a yo-yo and tell them to play with it.
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were.
Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5 AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!
This guy goes to a bar and pulls out a little guy playing the piano. The bartender asks him where he got a small man with a piano.
The guy points outside to a genie granting people wishes. The bartender runs out and 1 million ducks appear.
The bartender yells at the genie saying, “Are you fucking deaf? I asked for 1 million bucks, not 1 million bucks!”
The guy from the bar says, “No shit! You think I really asked for a 12-inch pianist?”
Animal jokes, eh?
Toucan play at that game.