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Your mom is so fat, she played bowling with the planets.

What is an orphan's favorite toy?

A boomerang.

Why did the ion always lose at Go Fish?

Because he was playing with a cheetah!

I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"

I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

What kind of trumpet are you playing?

An "Donald Trumpet"!

Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.

So I'm reading Hamlet, right? And then this one page they like, "Yo, like, Hamlet the fuck t tgo foff off KING speak, yo" 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 truth ong fr 😂 Face with thing is funny or... 😂 😂 😂 😂 the

Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!

"Hamlet deez nuts go into your mouth??" 😂😂😂😂😂

Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.

So, one day I saw a dog outside, so I played with it. Then I was like, "I’m gonna see its name and where it lives." So I did. Then... its name was Momo. Then I looked to see where it lived. It said "Joe Momma Street."

I played Kobe Bryant on 2k14, but my console somehow kept crashing.

Roses are red, pussies are wet, when it goes in he gets upset. She said it's too small, so that's all. But later that day, he wanted to say, "Every time I play, no one complains, so she was just lying." She started flying, went out of her seat, the skirt went up, the greatest of them all. Everyone said, "Fly away big chunky balls."

What were the twin towers plains?

God's playing Jenga.

You're the type of person to play "Girl on Fire" during a funeral.

If a cat or a dog plays Among Us, it will wanna be the impawstor.

What's the difference between soccer and a dead baby?

I don't wear steel cap boots when I play soccer.

Fancy playing rodeo sex?

"OK then," she said!

Then put your dick in her ass and say it’s not as tight as your sister’s ass and hold on for dear life... real life cow bow boy shit!

I was born and raised in Newcastle.

My grandfather used to tell me stories about Penaldo, a goblin from Portugal that travels to England when Newcastle is playing. He scores a tapin and then disappears until the next Newcastle game. I still have nightmares that he’s in our stadium.