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John Wilkes Booth, to his fiancee: "I have an important role to play tonight at Ford's Theater."
Fiancee: "Break a leg!"
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
He got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change.
My 3 year old sister kept saying, "I like your cut, G." Every time she does, I dodge and close my eyes, but she's the one who always ends up running.
What do Time Clocks like to play?
Tick Tack Toe.
Why can't you play with a cheetah?
Because they are cheat-ahs!
A little boy and a little girl were taking a bath.
The little girl looked down and said, "What's that?"
"That's my little red sports car," said the little boy.
The little boy looked down and said, "What's that?"
"That's my little red sports car garage," said the little girl.
A few seconds later, the little girl said, "How about you put your little red sports car in my little red sports car garage?"
"Sure," said the little boy.
The little boy's mother was downstairs and heard this blood curdling scream. She ran upstairs. Once she got there, she saw blood all over the bathtub. "What happened?!" she said.
"Well, Johnny tried to put his little red sports car in my little red sports car garage...but it didn't fit...so I cut the back wheels off..."
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
Why did the school go remote?
Because the teachers wanted to play with remotes!
My friend and I were playing Poker... And my friend also beat me with Jackass.
If you play games, go play on your sister.
If your sis makes you mad, so go to your friend's home to play.
If your sis is sad, go tell Mom.
What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.
Incest. A game the whole family can play.
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they can't put a house.
I wanted to play as Kobe in my console, but the game crashed.
Why did the actor fall through the floor?
He was just going through a stage!
"Most Deadly Sport"
Playing chicken with a train!
Why can't Biden play chess?
Because he doesn't have the towers.
Why can't the orphan play the game of life? They don't know what a family road trip is. 😆