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Why did the actor fall through the floor?
He was just going through a stage!
"Most Deadly Sport"
Playing chicken with a train!
Why can't Biden play chess?
Because he doesn't have the towers.
Why can't the orphan play the game of life? They don't know what a family road trip is. š
What's the difference Michael Jackson and a play station have in common...
They're both plastic and kids turn them on.
The other day I went on a romantic cruise in Hawaii. Then I met my girl Zendaya on board. She was shaking her ass and playing with her penis. Then she asked me, "Hey, you wanna make love in the cabin?" I said, "Sure, sweet thang," gave me her number, kissed me on the cheek. Next day she woke up because it was a romantic nightmare.
Why do orphans play baseball because they try to find home?
Little Johnny was playing with dick when his teacher walked in the room. She asked him what he was doing, he said Im doing my homework. The teacher saw how big his cock was and asked him to have sex with her. He willingly did so. Little johnny was already 25 so it didn't matter. The only thing was that he was homeschooled.
I'm in jail for 5 minutes and I already got fucked 15 times. You don't have any idea how much I hate playing Monopoly with my dad.
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
They melted him down and turned him into Lego, so kids could play with him for once.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they need to know what itās like to be wanted.
What song do you think was playing at the school?
"Pumped Up Kicks"
Orphan kids only play GTA5 so they can be wanted.
Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.
A man walks into a bar with his pet octopus and proudly claims the animal can play any musical instrument. The bartender pulls out a guitar from behind the bar and gives it to the octopus, which plays an amazing solo. Just then a Scotsman walks into the bar with a set of bagpipes. The octopus grabs the instrument and wrestles around with it on the ground, flailing about, making a horrible sound. The bartender says, "Hey, looks like he can't play that!" and the octopus says, "Play it? As soon as I get it's pajamas off, I'm gonna fuck it!"
Why did the orphan play GTA? Because he wanted to feel the wanted level.
Family are together playing charades.
Me: "50 Shades of Grey!" Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on, Nan!
Why canāt orphans play baseball?
Because they donāt know where home is.
Why couldnāt the orphan play Xbox? Because there was no home button.
I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.