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What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?

They melted him down and turned him into Lego, so kids could play with him for once.

Why do orphans play GTA?

Because they need to know what it’s like to be wanted.

What song do you think was playing at the school?

"Pumped Up Kicks"

Orphan kids only play GTA5 so they can be wanted.

Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.

A man walks into a bar with his pet octopus and proudly claims the animal can play any musical instrument. The bartender pulls out a guitar from behind the bar and gives it to the octopus, which plays an amazing solo. Just then a Scotsman walks into the bar with a set of bagpipes. The octopus grabs the instrument and wrestles around with it on the ground, flailing about, making a horrible sound. The bartender says, "Hey, looks like he can't play that!" and the octopus says, "Play it? As soon as I get it's pajamas off, I'm gonna fuck it!"

Why did the orphan play GTA? Because he wanted to feel the wanted level.

Family are together playing charades.

Me: "50 Shades of Grey!" Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on, Nan!

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they don’t know where home is.

Why couldn’t the orphan play Xbox? Because there was no home button.

I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.

What’s an orphan's favorite game?

Catch.

What games do bats like to play at recess?

What do kids play when they can't play with a phone?

Bored games.

My sister said download "Among Us" on my iPad, so I did. Then she taught me to play. Then she told me a code and told me where to put it, and I typed in the code.

Then she was the imposter, and I was a crewmate, so I was sticking with her, and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.

Why does a cow love music?

Because it can play a moo-sical instrument.

How to tell your kid is adopted? Hi Daisy, let's play a game called "You're adopted!" I will start: Your mum died so I had to adopt you, but don't think I love you because you were the only kid there, haha!