If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.
Play Jokes
Little Johnny went on a camping trip. All the tents were taken, so he shared with the teacher. So Little Johnny says: "Can I play with your bellybutton? My mom always lets me when we camp." So the teacher says: "Sure." 5 minutes later the teacher says: "Woah, woah, woah that's not my bellybutton!" Little Johnny says: "Woah, woah, woah, that's not my finger."
What do orphans do after they win a game?
Nothing, they have no one to play games with.
Little Johnny ran into the kitchen and asked his mother, "Mom, can little girls have babies?" His mom answered, "Of course not." A few minutes later, his mom heard him shout to his friend, "It's okay, we can keep playing!"
I was lying on the bed the other night and my missus was playing with my cock, trying to get it to go hard. She asked me what's the matter? I said, "I just don't find women without hair very attractive."
Why did Hitler stop playing Golf?
He kept getting stuck in the Bunker.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play catch?
They never had a dad to teach them.
Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
'Cause they'll eat the bat!
What’s a nut’s favorite Shakespeare line?
“To be or nut to be.”
When I was very young...
My classmates played a game called kiss chase. Some were really good at catching the girls and then kissing them.
They are rapists now.
Which nut is the best at playing tag?
Catch-yous, aka cashews.
What did the goat say?
"Let's play the grass!"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣funny joke yes
Your mom is so fat, she played bowling with the planets.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang.
Why did the ion always lose at Go Fish?
Because he was playing with a cheetah!
I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"
I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
What kind of trumpet are you playing?
An "Donald Trumpet"!
Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.
