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"Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you." mucho_mango: just woke up from my dream what was that.
Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.
What game do Emos play?
Fruit Ninja.
(Sorryyyyy Lmaoooo)
Me: Want to play 911?
My little brother: What's that?
Me: It's where I kick your legs and you fall.
Why did the orphan play Monopoly? To at least get some money. #fake
If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
Hello my fellow Americans, I'm playing Clash Royale for the USA clan, and two towers are already gone?
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.
Why didn't the dog want to play football??
'Cause he was a boxer!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
TV: SCHOOL SHOOTING 13 DIED.
Father: Guns cause all these problems!
Kid playing FNAF security breach *bang* *Bang*
Kid: WOLF PU&EY WOLF PU^$Y WOLF PU*#Y
So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
My friend's emo. I told her to play jump rope with me. She hanged herself. Lol.
Imagine you're playing GTA and you finally found out how to take out a gun: Option 1: shoot someone Option 2: suicide
Me: Aren't they the same thing?
A guy walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says, "If I can surprise you, I get a free drink." The bartender was unsure but agreed.
The guy pulled a 30cm long pianist out of his pocket, and he starts to play.
The bartender was surprised and gave the guy a free drink.
The guy then says, "You see, I have a little wizard in my pocket that grants wishes. Can I get another free drink if you get a free wish?"
The bartender agrees without hesitation.
The bartender wishes for 1000 bucks, but he gets 1000 ducks.
"WTF!" the man shouts.
The guy answered, "Did you think I wanted a 30cm long pianist?"
Lmao, idiots don't know how to play Jenga.