Place jokes
In the realm of words, I shall embark, To craft a verse, both bold and stark, Thomas Bulgin, a name that ignites, A tale of length and moist delights.
Free from the chains of structured rhyme, I wander through this realm, sublime, Thomas Bulgin, a phrase so strange, Evoking thoughts that rearrange.
Long, it stretches, like a winding road, Leading us to depths, yet to be bestowed, In syllables, it dances and it plays, A journey we embark, in myriad ways.
Moist, a word that teems with life, A touch of nature, amidst the strife, It whispers of raindrops on tender leaves, Of dew-kissed petals and gentle heaves.
Thomas Bulgin, a phrase so surreal, Unleashing emotions, that time cannot seal, In this short verse, I strive to convey, A glimpse of what these words might say.
So let us ponder, the mystery untold, Of Thomas Bulgin, both long and bold, For in the realm of poetry's sweet embrace, Even the unusual finds its rightful place.
What type of gun isn’t allowed in Africa?
A water gun.
Joke: I went to a paraplegic strip club the other day, the place was crawling with pussy.
Yo mama so thick, they need an aircraft carrier to take her places.
My favorite place to make a bonfire? Orphanages, of course, silly!
Why did the woman cross the road?
What’s she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?
Where did Josh go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere.
"Did you hear about the worst zoo in the world? It only had one dog in it. It was a Shih Tzu."
Why do Chinese people like playing Among Us?
It’s the only place they can vote!
Where does a suicide bomber go when he dies?
Everywhere.
A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian said:
"F*ck off! You won’t bring it back."
Wade, you're a joke. The worst joke.
Hoped this would be a safer, more fun place to talk to my BP friends, but I guess not.
I've also learned that some people think "worst jokes ever" = "terrible unfunny jokes that make light of people who died horribly or otherwise suffered" instead of things like "why did the chicken cross the road?"-type jokes.
Maybe I'm just too old at this point.
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
Husband: Dammit, Alice! I'm your husband, and I'm telling you that you better stay in this kitchen if you know what's good for you!
Wife: Go to hell, Bob! I'm leaving!
Ignoring my protective advice, Alice stormed out of our underground kitchen, even though it was the safest place to be while the nuclear war still raged outside.
I was doing some karate the other day at the studio.
They kicked me out because I was doing “kungi fui.”
I know a lot of people hate tapeworms, but they will always have a special place in my heart.
Guy: Whose place? Mine or yours?
Girl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.
What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:
A Quiet Place?
Yo mama so stupid that she thought Subway was a place where you buy subways.