Place jokes

What is the difference between genders and the Twin Towers?

They used to be two, now it's a touchy subject.

Johnny Depp to a 15-year-old girl: "Wow, look at that sexy body! Savvy!"

Michael Jackson, when talking about a 6-year-old boy: "The boy is mine! That doggone boy is mine! Don't waste your time...."

Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, and Jeffrey Epstein entering and exclaiming, "Wow, this place is more fun than the Playboy Mansion!"

I saw a man. I saw another man. And I saw another. Where am I? Comment below.

What's Peter Pan's favorite place to eat out?

Wendy's?

What does WTC stand for?

"What Trade Centre?"

A Catholic gay male that is well-endowed goes to confession, and while he is inside the confessional booth, the Catholic priest is sucking his dick, and he says to the Catholic priest, "What are you doing, Father?"

And the priest says, "It's called giving a blowjob."

And the Catholic gay male says, "Why are you giving me a blowjob, Father, inside the confessional booth?"

And the Catholic priest says, "If there was no glory hole in the confessional booth, my son, it would not be called a confessional booth in the first place."

I know this place may be cruel, but hang in there!

I do consider Johnny Depp to be a victim of domestic violence.

Just like how I consider a children's hospital run by Michael Jackson and a retirement home run by Harold Shipman to be both safe places to be in.

Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.

They both routinely place meat in small buns.

Why was Helen Keller truly an inspiration?

She learned how to read and write despite being from Alabama!

I went to school on a Saturday. My teacher asked why I am here, so I replied that my brother told me to go to hell.

And God said to John, "Come forth, and you shall be granted eternal life."

But John came fifth and won a toaster.

What's the worst place to teach an orphan? Homeschool.

Someone asked me to go to hell, so I drove to my local middle school.

Why is there only a glory hole in the handicapped stall in some public men's restrooms?

Because a gay man that is not physically handicapped can't receive a blow job from a gay man that is physically handicapped under the handicapped stall.

Why were the twin towers fighting?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.

What do you call a virgin from Alabama?

I am the Titanic, and I'm looking for a place to crash tonight.

How do you start a rave in Africa? Stick a pizza onto the ceiling.

There was once a grandfather. He had very little hair, and he lived in a forest.

On his death bed, he was fully bald. So he told his children, "You see my head? I have no hair. All of my hair has been wiped, and I hope this forest doesn't experience the same. Children, every time a tree is cut in this forest, plant a new one in its place."

So for years, and to this day, that forest still stands, each tree being replanted. All because of an old man and his re-seeding hairline.