Pizza place pizza place are you there your as heck bye
You I didn’t see you there the pizza place is hunted bad so you are scared 😱😱😱😱 and so you run and you see your grandma and you were happy again forever and ever ha ha so funny 😁 The end or is it bye-bye
Why is the pizza place busy because it’s pizza day 😂
Why were the twin towers angry?
They ordered pepperoni and all they got was place
Teacher: what’s 2+2
Jimmy: 2+2=feEesh
Teacher: well jimmy I can see your going places not college but places
Friends are very important . I have lots of friends in very high places I hope the police can talk them down
One weekend some distant family members that I hadn't met before came over. My cousins (who I also hadn't met before) were fighting, so I decided to separate them and place them in opposite corners of the room (thinking it would help).
My mom took me to an empty room with tears in her eyes, and told me they both ended up dying.
Well, SO-RRY but I didnt know they're conjoined twins.
What did Harry Houdini say when he did his famous vanishing act at a sushi place "Now sashimi now you don't"
When it's cold outside men can cut ice in 3 places
There was a little boy named Chris who was addicted Roblox. One day, his grandpa fell into a deep coma caused by a head injury. One day, little Chris went to visit his poor grandpa. He brought his Windows 10 too, but it had no charge in it. After pulling out some wires and placing his into the wall, he started to hear a long beeping sound, but ignore it and continued to play Roblox. Chris's parents came and saw what had happened. The dad then yelled, "You dumb f***, you killed my father!!!" Then Chris said "Yeah. He was worth robucks, too.
what place is Flo Rida from, Florida
Where is a place where people die
Rosshall Academy
WHAT DO YOU CALL A PLACE WHERE PEOPLE DIE.
ROSSHALL ACADEMY
A man had moved to a new contry with his dog and with basic understanding of the language. One day he heard people talking about a place for dogs, so he took his dog there telling he wanted his dog to be groomed. The man behind the counter responded with "yes happy dog, come back in little hours" so the man left and came back a couple hours later when he asked about his dog he was given a box of jerky he found out "happy dog" was the name of the place where dogs become food.
a girl and a boy were on a date, the boy kept farting. the girl asked, What Is Wrong?!?!the boy replied, "explosive diareah." the girl said ew.
The boy went to the bathroom, and the place exploded. the center of the explosion, the bathroom.
What is Michal Jordan's favorite coffee place? Dunkin dounuts.
A man went to the doctors and the doctor said “what happened to you?” The man replied and said “I broke my arm in two places!” Then the doctor replied with “DON’T GO BACK TO THOSE TWO PLACES!!”
Where’s the best place to put a Christmas tree In between Christmas two and Christmas four 😉😂😂
The other day my wife said "take me someplace I have never been before, I said why don't you try the kitchen! "
What do you call a goldfish that got third place. A bronze fish
