Place jokes
Why did the woman cross the road?
What’s she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?
Where did Josh go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere.
"Did you hear about the worst zoo in the world? It only had one dog in it. It was a Shih Tzu."
Why do Chinese people like playing Among Us?
It’s the only place they can vote!
Where does a suicide bomber go when he dies?
Everywhere.
A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian said:
"F*ck off! You won’t bring it back."
Wade, you're a joke. The worst joke.
Hoped this would be a safer, more fun place to talk to my BP friends, but I guess not.
I've also learned that some people think "worst jokes ever" = "terrible unfunny jokes that make light of people who died horribly or otherwise suffered" instead of things like "why did the chicken cross the road?"-type jokes.
Maybe I'm just too old at this point.
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
Husband: Dammit, Alice! I'm your husband, and I'm telling you that you better stay in this kitchen if you know what's good for you!
Wife: Go to hell, Bob! I'm leaving!
Ignoring my protective advice, Alice stormed out of our underground kitchen, even though it was the safest place to be while the nuclear war still raged outside.
I was doing some karate the other day at the studio.
They kicked me out because I was doing “kungi fui.”
I know a lot of people hate tapeworms, but they will always have a special place in my heart.
Guy: Whose place? Mine or yours?
Girl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.
What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:
A Quiet Place?
Yo mama so stupid that she thought Subway was a place where you buy subways.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?
The Twin Towers hit the ground.
Roses are red, violets are blue, a face like yours belongs in a place worse than a zoo.
What is the difference between hungry and horny?
The cucumber goes to different places.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Island.
Island who?
Island the one that knows you!
Where's the best place to hide a body? In the second page of Google search results.