Pilot jokes

I told my friend to fly a plane,

But he threw a ramp off a roof.

The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.

I am up in the air about becoming a pilot.

Your forehead is so big, I could land a jet plane on it.

Chuck Norris doesn't fly on airplanes.

Airplanes fly on Chuck Norris.

What do you call a black man flying a plane?

A pilot, you racist bastard!

Yo, stop making 9/11 jokes. My grandpa was a pilot.

(The plane) we can’t go over it, we can’t go under it. Oh no, we have to go through it.

Time flies by, doesn’t it?

But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.

My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot I have ever seen, though.

Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came.

"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"

My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.

I wrote a joke on MH370... but I don’t know where it went.

Why couldn't an eagle do a barrel roll? It's oblivious, it's il-eagle.

It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...

He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.

Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!

Why did the plane crash in the ocean? Because the pilot saw steward Undercut!

You are recently injured because of your job as a driving instructor, so you couldn't go on vacation with your friends.

Your friends tell you that they have an Asian pilot.

You realize, "They have a -1% survival rate!"

Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.

Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.