Your forehead is so big I could land a jet plane on it.
I am up in the air about becoming a pilot.
Chuck Norris doesn't fly on airplanes. Airplanes fly on Chuck Norris.
You are recently injured because of your job as a driving instructor so you couldn't go on vacation with your friends. Your friends tell you that they have an Asian pilot. You realize, "They have a -1% survival rate."
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
time flys by doesn’t it. But the plane in 911 didn’t.
( the plane ) we can’t go over it we can’t go under it oh no we have to go through it
My dad died in 9/11 ,he was the best pilot I have ever seen though.
Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came
"hey look that plane is getting bigge-"
Why couldn't an eagle do a barrel roll? It's oblivious, its il-eagle.
my dad died in 911... he was the best pilot I know
I wrote a joke on MH370... but I don’t know where it went.
Call me Kobe Bryant cause imma helicopter out of this one
Why did the chicken cross the towers
Because he he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side
I would make a 9/11 joke but it just wouldn’t land.
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
I caught a cold, Mary earps caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane
The plane said to the tower "Your so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms"
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
