What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
There were 3 blonde scientists...wait that’s not the joke. The first one said “we are going to pilot the first unmanned spacecraft to land on the sun.”
The second one said “but we can’t do that - if we get within 5 feet of the sun we’ll freeze to death!”
The third blonde says “so we go at night.”
This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.
But, it's like a plane pizza.
Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.
How old are 9/11 victims?
"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"
What did the bomber say to the jet?
"Sorry bro, I gotta bomb."
*WAIT NO-*
Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.
Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.
Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.
Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
I heard Kobe was writing a book about helicopters, but it just wouldn't land with people...
I know, I'm going to hell!
There was a person inside who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid, so they put people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor and the 94th floor, literally.
Why did the plane crash?
Because it was being flown by a loaf of bread.
A Muslim enters a building...
Along with 500 passengers and an airplane.
What did the helicopter say?
Helicopter: "Kobe!"
Are you a plane? Because I wanna be in control of you for a few hours.
I'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to New York, so I flew them to New York and hit the towers. That was a tragic story.
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.
Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!
Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11.
I told my friend to fly a plane,
But he threw a ramp off a roof.
The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.
