Pilot jokes

It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...

He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.

I saw a helicopter on January 26, 2020. Then Kobe was on the news.

We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.

What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?

An escort.

I would like to remind all passengers that this is a no-smoking flight, although do feel free to join me in the cockpit, where we've opened a window.

This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.

But, it's like a plane pizza.

Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.

How old are 9/11 victims?

"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"

Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.

Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.

Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.

Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.

Me dozing off while driving.

Everyone else on the passenger plane: September 11, 2001.

I heard Kobe was writing a book about helicopters, but it just wouldn't land with people...

I know, I'm going to hell!

I was confused when they asked me, "Do you know how to fly a plane?" Then, when I said, "No," they said, "Perfect!"

There was a person inside who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid, so they put people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor and the 94th floor, literally.

Why did the plane crash?

Because it was being flown by a loaf of bread.

I hate when people make jokes about the Twin Towers.

My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.

What did the helicopter say?

Helicopter: "Kobe!"

This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.

Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!

Are you a plane? Because I wanna be in control of you for a few hours.

One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.

I'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to New York, so I flew them to New York and hit the towers. That was a tragic story.