Pilot jokes
My dad was in 9/11, that's rude, and he was a great pilot.
My dad died in 9/11. He was such a good pilot.
Why couldn't an eagle do a barrel roll? It's oblivious, it's il-eagle.
Imperial Pilot: What do you think about the new Tie fighter?
Palpatine: Flew it.
What did the plane say to the tower?
"Give me a kiss."
I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. My dad was a great pilot!
9/11 pilots are the best readers.
They went through 30 stories in less than an hour.
When Kobe's pilot hit the mountain, he said, "Kobe."
You: "Captain, where is this plane going?"
Captain: "New York, 175 Greenwich Street."
What do you call a black man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.
I know a good airplane joke, but it would probably go over your heads.
The twin towers: No, it won't.
The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?
They both have torn rotators.
How do you call a black pilot?
A pilot, you racist.
Roses are red, violets are violet.
My grandad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.
Who reads the fastest?
The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers. He took out 83 stories in one go.
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
I told my friend to fly a plane,
But he threw a ramp off a roof.