Cockpit memes
I would be smiling if I were the pilot
Type shit.
Jokes
A pilot is having a talk with one of his passengers. The passenger asks, "Why did you become a pilot?" The pilot replies with, "To face my fears." The passenger then says, "You're afraid of heights?" "No, I'm afraid of dying alone."
Welcome onboard Sexist Airlines. Everyone, please fasten your seatbelts now as we are switching to a female pilot.
You: "Captain, where is this plane going?"
Captain: "New York, 175 Greenwich Street."