Why did McDonald’s kill somebody because they stole the 12 piece nuggets that will never be seen because of them!
I cannot believe no ones come up with a cure for anorexia yet. I thought it would be a piece of cake!
One day a lady and her husband we re talking and it was time for dinner he got up and sat at the dinning room table and the lady brang the plate of food in and she sat it down in front of him ,what s this he said (the lady said a piece of shit ....honey! Wants some water to drink
Did you know that McDonalds made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50 year old piece of meat in a 12 year old bun.
guess what song this is from:
I'LL CUT YOU INTO LITTLE BITTY PIECES
OR FREEZE YOU TILL YOUR BLOOD RUNS COLD
OR STAB YOUR TIL' YOU HEART STOPS PUMPING
I'M HERE TO REALIZE YOUR WISH FROM WHAT I'M TOLD
What is God’s favorite candy?
Jesus Pieces
Q: what's the difference between a fetus and an onion? A: One makes you cry when you chop it into pieces
Fake emo: when I’m sad i cut myself Real emo: same fake emo: another piece of cake
What do you call a blank piece of paper??
Women rights
I'm still not sure how I'm not in jail or have been fined for littering. When I was born, I was born in a hospital trash can, therefore making me a literal piece of trash. That being said, any time I'm out in public, I'm a piece of litter.
I gave my blind friend a peice of sand paper, he said it was the most grusome book ever.
When i fell depressed i like to cut myself another piece of cake
Rachel won the lottery twice in two years. Her friend Jim called her every day asking for tips on winning just the same. Then one day, simply to get rid of him Rachel said. Watch two martial arts movies , eat three pieces of hard beef jerky, and pick a fight at a bar. Jim replied with a shocked look, that's what I do after Mr tugman shakes my hand to long.
Person 1:Yassin has sex with a piece of sex Person 2: nice, can I have some of your balls
Whats the difference between a watermelon and an orphan One you cut into 2 with a knife And the water melon you cut into pieces
I want to be like pizza so i can get cut into 8 pieces
Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while we was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.
They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.
A friend of mine told me this joke a long time ago and I never forgotten it... A worm was crawling over a train track, and a train ran over him and cut off his ass...the worm turned around to get the piece of his ass back & another train ran over him and cut off his head... BAD IDEA & a lesson to us all... NEVER LOSE YOUR HEAD OVER A PIECE OF ASS!! LMAO (literally, kind of)( pretty sure you get it)
What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo?
Cutting-edge Technology.
Why is the queen in chess the most powerful piece? Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
