Piece jokes
What happened when the gun dealer found his pistol in his shoe?
He found that he had a piece in his sole!
I was going to make a joke about a piece of paper.
It's just too tear-able.
Once upon a time... Chuck Norris stepped on a Lego. R.I.P. the Lego piece.
When I'm sad, I cut myself...A PIECE OF CAKE!
A piece of toast and a hard boiled egg walked into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast here."
Why was Mozart a child prodigy?
All his early pieces were in A sharp minor.