Piece jokes

What happened when the gun dealer found his pistol in his shoe?

He found that he had a piece in his sole!

I was going to make a joke about a piece of paper.

It's just too tear-able.

Once upon a time... Chuck Norris stepped on a Lego. R.I.P. the Lego piece.

When I'm sad, I cut myself...A PIECE OF CAKE!

A piece of toast and a hard boiled egg walked into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast here."

Why was Mozart a child prodigy?

All his early pieces were in A sharp minor.