I was reading a book about anti-gravity, I couldn't put it down!
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, numbskull. This joke is based on the double meaning of "put it down." It refers both to physically setting the book down and to being unable to stop reading it because it's so good. Since the book is about anti-gravity, it's funny because anti-gravity literally prevents things from being put down. You probably drool on yourself when you watch TV.