Physics jokes
MAN 1) Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
MAN 2) No.
MAN 1) Neither did he.
For Stephen Hawking, why is being drunk and having his power shut out the same?
He blacks out.
Yes, Stephen Hawking is alive.
YEET!
Don't trust the atoms, because they make up everything.
What did Stephen Hawking say on the stairway to heaven?
Oh, fuck! I can’t get up them.
Memes
The reason he died is that they accidentally flipped the wrong light switch.
Why did the bird lay an egg on Stephen Hawkings?
Because he is Stephen HAWKings.
Steven Hawking
What does Stephen Hawking eat for his breakfast, lunch, and dinner?
His shoulder.
Stupid joke about Stephen Hawking that wasn't funny the first fucking time.
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it hit me!
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
I couldn’t quite remember how to catch a boomerang, but eventually it hit me!
Why did the wheel fall?
Because there were too many fat people on it.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
A quad rasher ran him over.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribbling.
Steven Hawking died. I said, "Why? Did his wheelchair break?"
What do you get when you throw a pebble in the ocean?
A wet pebble.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a tap?
The tap can run.