Physics jokes
MAN 1) Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
MAN 2) No.
MAN 1) Neither did he.
Stephen Hawking is the fastest footballer ever--he could just charge up the Left Wing!
What's Stephen Hawking's shampoo?
Head and Shoulders. 😊
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Deja Vu.
Stephen Hawking's last words were, "Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down."
For Stephen Hawking, why is being drunk and having his power shut out the same?
He blacks out.
Yes, Stephen Hawking is alive.
YEET!
What did Stephen Hawking say on the stairway to heaven?
Oh, fuck! I can’t get up them.
The reason he died is that they accidentally flipped the wrong light switch.
Don't trust the atoms, because they make up everything.
Why did the bird lay an egg on Stephen Hawkings?
Because he is Stephen HAWKings.
What does Stephen Hawking eat for his breakfast, lunch, and dinner?
His shoulder.
Steven Hawking
Why did the wheel fall?
Because there were too many fat people on it.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it hit me!
Stupid joke about Stephen Hawking that wasn't funny the first fucking time.
I couldn’t quite remember how to catch a boomerang, but eventually it hit me!
Why did Steven Hawking die?
A quad rasher ran him over.