Physics jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God?
Computers don’t really have a specific religion.
For Stephen Hawking, why is being drunk and having his power shut out the same?
He blacks out.
Yes, Stephen Hawking is alive.
YEET!
The reason he died is that they accidentally flipped the wrong light switch.
Don't trust the atoms, because they make up everything.
Memes
What did Stephen Hawking say on the stairway to heaven?
Oh, fuck! I can’t get up them.
Steven Hawking
What does Stephen Hawking eat for his breakfast, lunch, and dinner?
His shoulder.
Why did the bird lay an egg on Stephen Hawkings?
Because he is Stephen HAWKings.
Why did the wheel fall?
Because there were too many fat people on it.
I couldn’t quite remember how to catch a boomerang, but eventually it hit me!
Stupid joke about Stephen Hawking that wasn't funny the first fucking time.
I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it hit me!
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
A quad rasher ran him over.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribbling.
Steven Hawking died. I said, "Why? Did his wheelchair break?"
Stephen Hawking was in a house fire. When he got out, people called him "Hot Wheels."
If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?