Physics jokes
You know how Stephen is smart, which class did he skip?
Leg day.
What's Stephen Hawking's wife called? Wendy.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He didn't pay his electricity bills.
What’s the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig?
One’s a heated yam, and the other’s a YEATED HAM!
A long-haired child once took a bite of Chuck Norris's brain. He later became known as Albert Einstein.
Funny how "Hawking" rhymes with "talking" and "walking," and he can't do either.
And the first four letters of his Christian name spell "step," and he also can't do that.
When Ant-Man is the size of an atom, how can he breathe?
So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar...
What was Stephen Hawking's mother's name?
Ilean.
The reason I love Stephen Hawking is because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
Because it’s a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
If Stephen Hawking got into a fight, he could not stand up for himself.
What has 4 wheels, 2 legs, and loves his shoulder?
Stephen Hawking.
If a gay male is married to a well-endowed, physically challenged gay male that has been sleeping in bed for three hours nonstop, and he wants him to wake up so he can fix him his morning breakfast, how does he wake him up?
Wake up sleeping Jesus by giving him a blowjob.
The reason Stephen Hawking died is because he drove too far away from the wall; the cord unplugged.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite band?
The Rolling Stones.
A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a drink?"
The bartender responds, "For you, no charge."
What did Stephen Hawking say on the stairway to heaven?
Oh, fuck! I can’t get up them.
What's black and sitting in a chair? Steven Hawking after a house fire.
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.