Physics jokes
Have you heard of the new book about anti-gravity?
Well, I just can't seem to put it down.
Stephen Hawking is the fastest footballer ever--he could just charge up the Left Wing!
Stephen Hawking will be greatly missed for the time he walked this Earth.
Why was Stephen Hawking good at football? Because he is a pro dribbler.
Stephen Hawking's last words were, "Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down."
What's Stephen Hawking's shampoo?
Head and Shoulders. 😊
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Deja Vu.
MAN 1) Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
MAN 2) No.
MAN 1) Neither did he.
The nearest approximation to a perpetuum mobile would be a Swabian chasing a Scot because of money.
(Swabians are the Scots of Germany regarding finances.)
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God?
Computers don’t really have a specific religion.
For Stephen Hawking, why is being drunk and having his power shut out the same?
He blacks out.
Yes, Stephen Hawking is alive.
YEET!
The reason he died is that they accidentally flipped the wrong light switch.
What did Stephen Hawking say on the stairway to heaven?
Oh, fuck! I can’t get up them.
Don't trust the atoms, because they make up everything.
Steven Hawking
Why did the bird lay an egg on Stephen Hawkings?
Because he is Stephen HAWKings.
What does Stephen Hawking eat for his breakfast, lunch, and dinner?
His shoulder.
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it hit me!