Yes, Stephen Hawking is alive.
YEET!
Physics Jokes
The reason he died is that they accidentally flipped the wrong light switch.
What did Stephen Hawking say on the stairway to heaven?
Oh, fuck! I canโt get up them.
Don't trust the atoms, because they make up everything.
What does Stephen Hawking eat for his breakfast, lunch, and dinner?
His shoulder.
Why did the bird lay an egg on Stephen Hawkings?
Because he is Stephen HAWKings.
Steven Hawking
Why did the wheel fall?
Because there were too many fat people on it.
I couldnโt quite remember how to catch a boomerang, but eventually it hit me!
Stupid joke about Stephen Hawking that wasn't funny the first fucking time.
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
I couldnโt quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it hit me!
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
A quad rasher ran him over.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribbling.
Steven Hawking died. I said, "Why? Did his wheelchair break?"
Why is a ball rolling when you put it on a hill?
Because it is circle.
If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?
Stephen Hawking was in a house fire. When he got out, people called him "Hot Wheels."
What always roars, but cannot talk? What always moves, but cannot walk?
A waterfall.
