Physics jokes
Have you heard of the new book about anti-gravity?
Well, I just can't seem to put it down.
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God?
Computers don’t really have a specific religion.
Stephen Hawking is the fastest footballer ever--he could just charge up the Left Wing!
Why was Stephen Hawking good at football? Because he is a pro dribbler.
Stephen Hawking will be greatly missed for the time he walked this Earth.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Deja Vu.
Stephen Hawking's last words were, "Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down."
What's Stephen Hawking's shampoo?
Head and Shoulders. 😊
MAN 1) Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
MAN 2) No.
MAN 1) Neither did he.
The nearest approximation to a perpetuum mobile would be a Swabian chasing a Scot because of money.
(Swabians are the Scots of Germany regarding finances.)
For Stephen Hawking, why is being drunk and having his power shut out the same?
He blacks out.
Yes, Stephen Hawking is alive.
YEET!
Don't trust the atoms, because they make up everything.
What did Stephen Hawking say on the stairway to heaven?
Oh, fuck! I can’t get up them.
The reason he died is that they accidentally flipped the wrong light switch.
What does Stephen Hawking eat for his breakfast, lunch, and dinner?
His shoulder.
Why did the bird lay an egg on Stephen Hawkings?
Because he is Stephen HAWKings.
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Why did the wheel fall?
Because there were too many fat people on it.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.