Physics jokes
Steven Hawking died. I said, "Why? Did his wheelchair break?"
If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?
Why is a ball rolling when you put it on a hill?
Because it is circle.
Stephen Hawking was in a house fire. When he got out, people called him "Hot Wheels."
What always roars, but cannot talk? What always moves, but cannot walk?
A waterfall.
Memes
can fire catch on fire?
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a tap?
The tap can run.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Yes, because a house doesn’t jump.
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.
Don't trust atoms... They make up stuff.
My friend says, "Time flies when having fun," so when he was gaming, I threw his clock to test that theory.
Stephen Hawking trying to climb the stairway to heaven.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
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Where does bad light end up at?
In prism.
20 fridges are loaded onto a plane, only 19 come off.
Okay, moving on, you took too long. How many steps does it take to put an elephant into a fridge? (*Their reply:* Idk how many)
3: Open the fridge, put the elephant into the fridge, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe into the fridge? (*Their reply:* 3...)
Wrong, 4: Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe, and close the door.
Why did Sully fall off the swing? A fridge fell on her.
What is Hawking's number one song? The Beach Boys: "I Get Around."
My wife said she wanted to leave me. She said it’s because of the abuse, but really, she’s the one abusing herself by drinking alcohol and got poisoning the next day. This shows almost half of the woman’s population is weak both physically and mentally.
What falls and never gets hurt? Rain ☔
Why didn't Stephen Hawking ever eat chicken wings? Because he didn't exist.
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
He couldn’t climb the stairway.
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.