Physics jokes
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribbling.
Steven Hawking died. I said, "Why? Did his wheelchair break?"
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
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Where does bad light end up at?
In prism.
Why is a ball rolling when you put it on a hill?
Because it is circle.
can fire catch on fire?
If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?
My friend says, "Time flies when having fun," so when he was gaming, I threw his clock to test that theory.
Stephen Hawking was in a house fire. When he got out, people called him "Hot Wheels."
What always roars, but cannot talk? What always moves, but cannot walk?
A waterfall.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a tap?
The tap can run.
Stephen Hawking trying to climb the stairway to heaven.
Don't trust atoms... They make up stuff.
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Yes, because a house doesn’t jump.
20 fridges are loaded onto a plane, only 19 come off.
Okay, moving on, you took too long. How many steps does it take to put an elephant into a fridge? (*Their reply:* Idk how many)
3: Open the fridge, put the elephant into the fridge, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe into the fridge? (*Their reply:* 3...)
Wrong, 4: Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe, and close the door.
Why did Sully fall off the swing? A fridge fell on her.
What is Hawking's number one song? The Beach Boys: "I Get Around."
My wife said she wanted to leave me. She said it’s because of the abuse, but really, she’s the one abusing herself by drinking alcohol and got poisoning the next day. This shows almost half of the woman’s population is weak both physically and mentally.
What falls and never gets hurt? Rain ☔
A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a drink?"
The bartender responds, "For you, no charge."
He's dead.