Physics jokes
Don't trust the atoms, because they make up everything.
Why did the bird lay an egg on Stephen Hawkings?
Because he is Stephen HAWKings.
Steven Hawking
What does Stephen Hawking eat for his breakfast, lunch, and dinner?
His shoulder.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
can fire catch on fire?
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
I couldn’t quite remember how to catch a boomerang, but eventually it hit me!
Why did the wheel fall?
Because there were too many fat people on it.
I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it hit me!
Stupid joke about Stephen Hawking that wasn't funny the first fucking time.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
A quad rasher ran him over.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribbling.
Steven Hawking died. I said, "Why? Did his wheelchair break?"
Where does bad light end up at?
In prism.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
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Stephen Hawking trying to climb the stairway to heaven.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Yes, because a house doesn’t jump.
Why is a ball rolling when you put it on a hill?
Because it is circle.
If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?
Stephen Hawking was in a house fire. When he got out, people called him "Hot Wheels."