Physics jokes
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Yes, because a house doesn’t jump.
Stephen Hawking trying to climb the stairway to heaven.
Where does bad light end up at?
In prism.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
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Why is a ball rolling when you put it on a hill?
Because it is circle.
Memes
can fire catch on fire?
If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?
Stephen Hawking was in a house fire. When he got out, people called him "Hot Wheels."
Don't trust atoms... They make up stuff.
What always roars, but cannot talk? What always moves, but cannot walk?
A waterfall.
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.
My friend says, "Time flies when having fun," so when he was gaming, I threw his clock to test that theory.
20 fridges are loaded onto a plane, only 19 come off.
Okay, moving on, you took too long. How many steps does it take to put an elephant into a fridge? (*Their reply:* Idk how many)
3: Open the fridge, put the elephant into the fridge, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe into the fridge? (*Their reply:* 3...)
Wrong, 4: Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe, and close the door.
Why did Sully fall off the swing? A fridge fell on her.
What is Hawking's number one song? The Beach Boys: "I Get Around."
My wife said she wanted to leave me. She said it’s because of the abuse, but really, she’s the one abusing herself by drinking alcohol and got poisoning the next day. This shows almost half of the woman’s population is weak both physically and mentally.
What falls and never gets hurt? Rain ☔
He had a song named after him: "They see me rolling."
Stephen Hawking tried to crack Abutu.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheeles.
I wish Stephen Hawking could've just walked—oh wait, never mind.
Why didn't Stephen Hawking ever eat chicken wings? Because he didn't exist.