Physics jokes
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Stupid joke about Stephen Hawking that wasn't funny the first fucking time.
I couldn’t quite remember how to catch a boomerang, but eventually it hit me!
Why did the wheel fall?
Because there were too many fat people on it.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
A quad rasher ran him over.
can fire catch on fire?
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribbling.
Steven Hawking died. I said, "Why? Did his wheelchair break?"
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
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Where does bad light end up at?
In prism.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a tap?
The tap can run.
Stephen Hawking trying to climb the stairway to heaven.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Yes, because a house doesn’t jump.
Don't trust atoms... They make up stuff.
My friend says, "Time flies when having fun," so when he was gaming, I threw his clock to test that theory.
If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?
Why is a ball rolling when you put it on a hill?
Because it is circle.
What always roars, but cannot talk? What always moves, but cannot walk?
A waterfall.
Stephen Hawking was in a house fire. When he got out, people called him "Hot Wheels."
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.
20 fridges are loaded onto a plane, only 19 come off.
Okay, moving on, you took too long. How many steps does it take to put an elephant into a fridge? (*Their reply:* Idk how many)
3: Open the fridge, put the elephant into the fridge, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe into the fridge? (*Their reply:* 3...)
Wrong, 4: Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe, and close the door.
Why did Sully fall off the swing? A fridge fell on her.