Physics jokes
Why is there only a glory hole in the handicapped stall in some public men's restrooms?
Because a gay man that is not physically handicapped can't receive a blow job from a gay man that is physically handicapped under the handicapped stall.
Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?
I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.
Steven Hawking died. I said, "Why? Did his wheelchair break?"
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one liners?
He can't do stand-ups.
How many people does it take to change a lightbulb underwater? The results are shocking!
What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.
Stephen Hawking died.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribbling.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
A quad rasher ran him over.
What goes up and down and needs two people?
A seesaw.
An emo girl jumped out of a tree at the same time a feather fell to the ground... What hit the ground first?
The feather, the girl was stopped by a rope.
I threw my boomerang and now I live in constant fear.
I can't find out where Stephen Hawking is from, I just can't place his accent.
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
Why was Stephen Hawking so good at FIFA? He had 99 dribble.
Q: What do you call a boomerang that is not coming back? A: A stick.
I tried to catch air once... I mist.
What is meals on wheels to a Christian nationalist that is also a conservative Republican politician, a gay man in a wheelchair that is poor and also physically handicapped, and who is also well-endowed?
I followed the sun for a day (stood there at noon). I found myself at the same spot.
Stephen Hawking died because his screw fell out.