Physics Jokes

Where does bad light end up at?

In prism.

What were Stephen Hawking's last words?

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.

What do you get when you throw a pebble in the ocean?

A wet pebble.

Don't trust atoms... They make up stuff.

When one of yall likes physical touch, but the other is scared of it

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Yes, because a house doesn’t jump.

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a tap?

The tap can run.

Stephen Hawking trying to climb the stairway to heaven.

My friend says, "Time flies when having fun," so when he was gaming, I threw his clock to test that theory.

20 fridges are loaded onto a plane, only 19 come off.

Okay, moving on, you took too long. How many steps does it take to put an elephant into a fridge? (*Their reply:* Idk how many)

3: Open the fridge, put the elephant into the fridge, and close the door.

How do you put a giraffe into the fridge? (*Their reply:* 3...)

Wrong, 4: Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe, and close the door.

Why did Sully fall off the swing? A fridge fell on her.

What is Hawking's number one song? The Beach Boys: "I Get Around."

My wife said she wanted to leave me. She said it’s because of the abuse, but really, she’s the one abusing herself by drinking alcohol and got poisoning the next day. This shows almost half of the woman’s population is weak both physically and mentally.