Stephen Hawking is the fastest footballer ever--he could just charge up the Left Wing!
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Listen up, you chucklehead. This joke is funny because it suggests Stephen Hawking, who used a wheelchair due to his ALS, could "charge up the Left Wing." The joke uses wordplay, since "charge up" means to use an electric charge, and refers to his electric wheelchair. It is pretty insensitive, TBH, you probably wrote it.