Physics jokes
Son: Yo dawg, tell me a story.
Dad: Y'all motherfuckers ain't gon' believe dis shit, so there was dis fairy aight, she had wings, so she flys into a KFC, and comes out with wings, chicken wings.
Also, why did Hawking try to walk across the road? His wheelchair only goes 1 mph, so he got hit by a bus.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down!
Who is Stephen Hawking?
It's weird how Stephen Hawking's last name sounds like "walking and talking," but he could not do either of those!
What's the different between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? Both of them can't stand up.
Atoms are untrustworthy little critters. They make everything up!
Fat kids are so fat, they have their own gravitational pull.
Which falls faster, an apple or an emo kid?
The apple, because the emo kid is hanging.
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.
What do you get when you throw a pebble in the ocean?
A wet pebble.
Do you know why an atom is positive? He kept his electrons.
I threw a boomerang two years ago... I live in constant fear.
Zion is so big, when he walks it's an earthquake.
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
A fat man was checking his weight and sucking in his fat belly. A physicist saw it and said that's not how the law of conservation of mass works.
Plot twist: The fat man jumped on the physicist and proved him wrong. Now the physicist doesn't have mass.
Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything.
I’m reading a book on antigravity right now.
It’s impossible to put down.
His face.
I was reading a book about gravity. It was so hard to put down!
Why did the man fall off his bike?
Because someone threw a refrigerator at him.