Physics jokes
It's weird how Stephen Hawking's last name sounds like "walking and talking," but he could not do either of those!
What's the different between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? Both of them can't stand up.
Atoms are untrustworthy little critters. They make everything up!
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.
A fat man was checking his weight and sucking in his fat belly. A physicist saw it and said that's not how the law of conservation of mass works.
Plot twist: The fat man jumped on the physicist and proved him wrong. Now the physicist doesn't have mass.
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Zion is so big, when he walks it's an earthquake.
I threw a boomerang two years ago... I live in constant fear.
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything.
I’m reading a book on antigravity right now.
It’s impossible to put down.
Which falls faster, an apple or an emo kid?
The apple, because the emo kid is hanging.
An Emo kid in a tree falls. At the same time an apple falls from the same tree, what hits the ground first? The apple would be due to the kid's rope and noose.
Fat kids are so fat, they have their own gravitational pull.
Why did the man fall off his bike?
Because someone threw a refrigerator at him.
Stephen Hawking walked to the shop.
I lied 😄
Did you hear about the book about gravity? I couldn’t put it down.
I was reading a book about gravity. It was so hard to put down!
Stephen Hawking only died because he tried to install Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.
His face.
Where was Stephen Hawking buried?
In a black hole. 😂🤣