A fat man was checking his weight and sucking in his fat belly. A physicist saw it and said that's not how the law of conservation of mass works.
Plot twist: The fat man jumped on the physicist and proved him wrong. Now the physicist doesn't have mass.
Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything.
Which falls faster, an apple or an emo kid?
The apple, because the emo kid is hanging.
An Emo kid in a tree falls. At the same time an apple falls from the same tree, what hits the ground first? The apple would be due to the kid's rope and noose.
Fat kids are so fat, they have their own gravitational pull.
I’m reading a book on antigravity right now.
It’s impossible to put down.
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.
Son: Yo dawg, tell me a story.
Dad: Y'all motherfuckers ain't gon' believe dis shit, so there was dis fairy aight, she had wings, so she flys into a KFC, and comes out with wings, chicken wings.
Also, why did Hawking try to walk across the road? His wheelchair only goes 1 mph, so he got hit by a bus.
Stephen Hawking only died because he tried to install Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.
Did you hear about the book about gravity? I couldn’t put it down.
Stephen Hawking walked to the shop.
I lied 😄
I was reading a book about gravity. It was so hard to put down!
Why did the man fall off his bike?
Because someone threw a refrigerator at him.
His face.
Where was Stephen Hawking buried?
In a black hole. 😂🤣
I slip on the wet floor, haha silly water :)
-Kachow!!!!!!!!!!!
-LMQ, You know what comes before lighting? THUNDER KACHIGA
When Stephen Hawking entered Heaven and met with the Lord, after a short interview God asked: "Hey Stephen, I need you to explain to me how does all this stuff work?"
If Stephen Hawking was in a horror movie, would he make his robot try and shout, "Aaaaaaaah! Help me, I can't move! I'm too scared!"?
The water in the shower evaporates before it reaches you.
What has two wheels and goes really fast?
A vegetable down a hill.
