Physics jokes

Son: Yo dawg, tell me a story.

Dad: Y'all motherfuckers ain't gon' believe dis shit, so there was dis fairy aight, she had wings, so she flys into a KFC, and comes out with wings, chicken wings.

Also, why did Hawking try to walk across the road? His wheelchair only goes 1 mph, so he got hit by a bus.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down!

What's the different between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? Both of them can't stand up.

It's weird how Stephen Hawking's last name sounds like "walking and talking," but he could not do either of those!

Who is Stephen Hawking?

Atoms are untrustworthy little critters. They make everything up!

Which falls faster, an apple or an emo kid?

The apple, because the emo kid is hanging.

Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?

He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.

I threw a boomerang two years ago... I live in constant fear.

Zion is so big, when he walks it's an earthquake.

A fat man was checking his weight and sucking in his fat belly. A physicist saw it and said that's not how the law of conservation of mass works.

Plot twist: The fat man jumped on the physicist and proved him wrong. Now the physicist doesn't have mass.

Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything.

What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.

What do you get when you throw a pebble in the ocean?

A wet pebble.

I’m reading a book on antigravity right now.

It’s impossible to put down.

Fat kids are so fat, they have their own gravitational pull.

An Emo kid in a tree falls. At the same time an apple falls from the same tree, what hits the ground first? The apple would be due to the kid's rope and noose.

Stephen Hawking only died because he tried to install Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.

His face.

Stephen Hawking walked to the shop.

I lied 😄