Zion jokes
Zion's so fat, when he walks, he breaks his mama's back.
Zion is so big, when he walks it's an earthquake.
Zion is so fat that his dick can't even fit in his wife's pussy.
Do you know why God created wars? To teach Americans geography.
Russia.
What's the traditional food of Black Jews? - Kosher watermelon...
what is the fastest country? iran.
A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”
Community talk
“ When the Jews return to Zion - And a comet fills the sky - The Holy Roman Empire rises - And you and I must die - From the eternal sea he rises - Creating armies on either shore - Turning man against his brother - Till man exists no more”
Zion what did u wanna talk to me about?