What is Stephen Hawking's best side?
The left.
Physics Jokes
Stephen Hawking died because his screw fell out.
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is in the way.
I was bullying Stephen Hawking. I told him, "Why not stand up for yourself?"
Have you ever walked past Stephen Hawking's house?
No, well neither has he.
Why haven't they put Stephen Hawking in charge yet?
Knock knock. Who's there? Stephen Hawking. Wheelie?
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
Stephen Hawking prefers rolls to slices of bread.
Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?
I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
You're so skinny the world turns to the left!
Look behind you, there is Stephen Hawking.
Nobody.
How do stars get their name?
By a black hole because it's sueeeee!
What’s the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig?
One’s a heated yam, and the other’s a YEATED HAM!
So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar... Ha!
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking has a whole category on here about him and he can't stand up for himself.
I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.
Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.
I threw my boomerang and now I live in constant fear.
