Physics jokes

Stephen Hawking only died because he tried to install Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.

Did you hear about the book about gravity? I couldn’t put it down.

Stephen Hawking walked to the shop.

I lied 😄

Where was Stephen Hawking buried?

In a black hole. 😂🤣

If Stephen Hawking was in a horror movie, would he make his robot try and shout, "Aaaaaaaah! Help me, I can't move! I'm too scared!"?

When Stephen Hawking entered Heaven and met with the Lord, after a short interview God asked: "Hey Stephen, I need you to explain to me how does all this stuff work?"

I slip on the wet floor, haha silly water :)

-Kachow!!!!!!!!!!!

-LMQ, You know what comes before lighting? THUNDER KACHIGA

What’s impossible?

Steven Walkings.

Why do so many kids love boomerangs? Because they always come back.

Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?

Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.

Did you walk up Stephen Hawking's drive?

Don’t worry, he didn’t either.

Stairs.

Stephen Hawking can't stand stairs.

What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?

Hot Wheels :)

Stephen Hawking, more like ice cream!

What were Stephen Hawking's last words?

*Windows turning off*

What has two wheels and goes really fast?

A vegetable down a hill.

It's so sad that Stephen Hawking has a whole category on here about him and he can't stand up for himself.

I threw my boomerang and now I live in constant fear.

Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?

I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.

The water in the shower evaporates before it reaches you.