Physics jokes
Did you hear about the book about gravity? I couldn’t put it down.
Where was Stephen Hawking buried?
In a black hole. 😂🤣
Why did the man fall off his bike?
Because someone threw a refrigerator at him.
I was reading a book about gravity. It was so hard to put down!
I slip on the wet floor, haha silly water :)
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Memes
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When Stephen Hawking entered Heaven and met with the Lord, after a short interview God asked: "Hey Stephen, I need you to explain to me how does all this stuff work?"
If Stephen Hawking was in a horror movie, would he make his robot try and shout, "Aaaaaaaah! Help me, I can't move! I'm too scared!"?
Why do so many kids love boomerangs? Because they always come back.
How do stars get their name?
By a black hole because it's sueeeee!
Look behind you, there is Stephen Hawking.
Nobody.
What has two wheels and goes really fast?
A vegetable down a hill.
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
You're so skinny the world turns to the left!
Why haven't they put Stephen Hawking in charge yet?
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
Knock knock. Who's there? Stephen Hawking. Wheelie?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is in the way.
Have you ever walked past Stephen Hawking's house?
No, well neither has he.
Stephen Hawking died because his screw fell out.
So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar... Ha!