Physics jokes

His face.

Where was Stephen Hawking buried?

In a black hole. 😂🤣

When Stephen Hawking entered Heaven and met with the Lord, after a short interview God asked: "Hey Stephen, I need you to explain to me how does all this stuff work?"

If Stephen Hawking was in a horror movie, would he make his robot try and shout, "Aaaaaaaah! Help me, I can't move! I'm too scared!"?

I slip on the wet floor, haha silly water :)

-Kachow!!!!!!!!!!!

-LMQ, You know what comes before lighting? THUNDER KACHIGA

Did you walk up Stephen Hawking's drive?

Don’t worry, he didn’t either.

Stairs.

Stephen Hawking can't stand stairs.

Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?

I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.

The water in the shower evaporates before it reaches you.

It's so sad that Stephen Hawking has a whole category on here about him and he can't stand up for himself.

What is Stephen Hawking's best side?

The left.

So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar... Ha!

What’s the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig?

One’s a heated yam, and the other’s a YEATED HAM!

Look behind you, there is Stephen Hawking.

Nobody.

When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science

You're so skinny the world turns to the left!

How do stars get their name?

By a black hole because it's sueeeee!

What has two wheels and goes really fast?

A vegetable down a hill.

I threw my boomerang and now I live in constant fear.

Stephen Hawking died because his screw fell out.