Physics jokes
What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits the windshield of a car going 80 mph? Its butt.
I once read a book on antigravity, it was impossible to put down.
Why is Stephen Hawking good at skateboarding? Because he's always on the ramps.
How many bisexuals does it take to change a light bulb?
Depends, are you AC or DC? However many turn you on.
Did you know there are black holes billions of years old?
What’s more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied. We're only 14 years old.
When one of yall likes physical touch, but the other is scared of it
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
Because of gravity.
I apologize if those jokes didn't meet your expectations. Humor can be subjective, and different people have different tastes when it comes to jokes. I'll try my best to share a few more jokes with you:
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
What did one hat say to the other hat? You stay here, I'll go on ahead!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they'd be called bagels!
What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They might crack up!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
I hope these bring a bit more amusement. Let me know if there's anything else I can assist you with!
When Steven Hawking realizes heaven is only a stairway away.
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it had its ion someone else.
What season is it when you're on a trampoline?
Spring time!
What’s the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's parents?
One of the two actually came back.😂
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he. 😂😂
I wish Stephen Hawking could've just walked—oh wait, never mind.
Two atoms are walking down the street, and they run into each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" "Yeah, I’m positive!"
Dads are like boomerangs, I hope.
What falls to the ground first if an apple and an emo kid fall from a tree?
The apple because the rope caught the emo kid.
Why didn't the boy want to read "2000 Leagues Under the Sea"?
It was too much pressure.
Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite dance move? The worm.
What's Stephen Hawking's shampoo?
Head and Shoulders. 😊