Physics jokes
His face.
Why did the man fall off his bike?
Because someone threw a refrigerator at him.
I was reading a book about gravity. It was so hard to put down!
Did you hear about the book about gravity? I couldn’t put it down.
Where was Stephen Hawking buried?
In a black hole. 😂🤣
I slip on the wet floor, haha silly water :)
-Kachow!!!!!!!!!!!
-LMQ, You know what comes before lighting? THUNDER KACHIGA
When Stephen Hawking entered Heaven and met with the Lord, after a short interview God asked: "Hey Stephen, I need you to explain to me how does all this stuff work?"
If Stephen Hawking was in a horror movie, would he make his robot try and shout, "Aaaaaaaah! Help me, I can't move! I'm too scared!"?
What has two wheels and goes really fast?
A vegetable down a hill.
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking has a whole category on here about him and he can't stand up for himself.
I threw my boomerang and now I live in constant fear.
The water in the shower evaporates before it reaches you.
Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?
I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.
Have you ever walked past Stephen Hawking's house?
No, well neither has he.
Stephen Hawking died because his screw fell out.
Why haven't they put Stephen Hawking in charge yet?
I was bullying Stephen Hawking. I told him, "Why not stand up for yourself?"
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
Knock knock. Who's there? Stephen Hawking. Wheelie?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is in the way.