Physics jokes
Where was Stephen Hawking buried?
In a black hole. 😂🤣
I was reading a book about gravity. It was so hard to put down!
Why did the man fall off his bike?
Because someone threw a refrigerator at him.
Stephen Hawking walked to the shop.
I lied 😄
When Stephen Hawking entered Heaven and met with the Lord, after a short interview God asked: "Hey Stephen, I need you to explain to me how does all this stuff work?"
If Stephen Hawking was in a horror movie, would he make his robot try and shout, "Aaaaaaaah! Help me, I can't move! I'm too scared!"?
I slip on the wet floor, haha silly water :)
-Kachow!!!!!!!!!!!
-LMQ, You know what comes before lighting? THUNDER KACHIGA
What’s impossible?
Steven Walkings.
Why do so many kids love boomerangs? Because they always come back.
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.
The water in the shower evaporates before it reaches you.
Why is there only a glory hole in the handicapped stall in some public men's restrooms?
Because a gay man that is not physically handicapped can't receive a blow job from a gay man that is physically handicapped under the handicapped stall.
Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?
I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.
Stairs.
Stephen Hawking can't stand stairs.
Did you walk up Stephen Hawking's drive?
Don’t worry, he didn’t either.
What has two wheels and goes really fast?
A vegetable down a hill.
Stephen Hawking died because his screw fell out.
You're so skinny the world turns to the left!
How do stars get their name?
By a black hole because it's sueeeee!
Look behind you, there is Stephen Hawking.
Nobody.