Physics jokes

Stephen Hawking walked to the shop.

I lied 😄

Stephen Hawking only died because he tried to install Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.

His face.

Did you hear about the book about gravity? I couldn’t put it down.

When Stephen Hawking entered Heaven and met with the Lord, after a short interview God asked: "Hey Stephen, I need you to explain to me how does all this stuff work?"

If Stephen Hawking was in a horror movie, would he make his robot try and shout, "Aaaaaaaah! Help me, I can't move! I'm too scared!"?

I slip on the wet floor, haha silly water :)

-Kachow!!!!!!!!!!!

-LMQ, You know what comes before lighting? THUNDER KACHIGA

Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?

Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.

What’s impossible?

Steven Walkings.

Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?

I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.

Why do so many kids love boomerangs? Because they always come back.

The water in the shower evaporates before it reaches you.

I threw my boomerang and now I live in constant fear.

Stephen Hawking died because his screw fell out.

What has two wheels and goes really fast?

A vegetable down a hill.

I was bullying Stephen Hawking. I told him, "Why not stand up for yourself?"

Have you ever walked past Stephen Hawking's house?

No, well neither has he.

Why haven't they put Stephen Hawking in charge yet?

It's so sad that Stephen Hawking has a whole category on here about him and he can't stand up for himself.

Stephen Hawking, more like ice cream!