What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
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What is Hawking's number one song? The Beach Boys: "I Get Around."
why didn't stephen hawking ever eat chicken wings? becuase he didn't exist
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you canโt throw a school bus.
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.
If the sun is in space, then why is there light on Earth, but not in space?
How do you make a trash can leak?
Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!
I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. I grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs, and said, "GTA physics."
According to all known laws of aviation,
there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Coming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry? - Adam?
- Can you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye!
Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
The reason I love Stephen Hawking is because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
Why did Stephen Hawking fall over?
'Cause he had a screw loose!
How do you prevent a physics teacher from drowning? Shoot her before she touches the water.