Physics jokes
I couldn’t quite remember how to catch a boomerang, but eventually it hit me!
What would Stephen Hawking do to get drunk?
Overcharge himself.
Stephen Hawking was one of the best scientists ever. Now he's walking up the steps of he... No, he's not walking up the steps of heaven.
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
He couldn’t climb the stairway.
Why did Jerry fall off the moon? Because he got hit by a fridge.
Stephen Hawking died because his wife misunderstood him when he said, "My Windows Needs Updating." She had the double glazing removed, and he fell out and died.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite type of music?
Rock and Roll.
Stephen Hawking is ALIVE!
Stephen Hawking walks into a b... nevermind.
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he got sucked up by the black hole then got sent to the large charger in the sky.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Steven.
Can't you read? It says, "No Hawking."
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
Just a joke: When Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said, "It'll get better, just walk it off!"
Fineman, Einstein, and Schrodinger walked into a bar.
Fineman says, "It appears we're inside a joke."
Einstein says, "But only to an observer who saw us walk in simultaneously."
To which Schrodinger says, "If someone's looking through the window, I'm leaving!"
Zion is so big, when he walks it's an earthquake.
Zaine Davis and Stephen Hawking fuck each others brains out.
How do you make an apple turnover?
You push it down a hill.
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.
He had a song named after him: "They see me rolling."
How many degrees does it take to change ice into boiling water?
199, because the difference between -100 and +100 is 199 (excluding the zero, because it's not real and it doesn't exist because it's not real).
Get?