Physics jokes
He's dead now.
Stephen Hawking died because his wife misunderstood him when he said, "My Windows Needs Updating." She had the double glazing removed, and he fell out and died.
How many apps did he download?
Well, he did run out of storage.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
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What is meals on wheels to a Christian nationalist that is also a conservative Republican politician, a gay man in a wheelchair that is poor and also physically handicapped, and who is also well-endowed?
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Why is the sun lit?
Because it has much solar.
Apparently Steven Hawking was a stand-up kind of guy.
Yo mama so fat, she curves space and time.
What would Stephen Hawking do to get drunk?
Overcharge himself.
Stephen Hawking couldn't take the stairway to Heaven, he had to take the lift.
What is one thing that a physicality handicapped gay man can do better than a heterosexual female or a bisexual female that are not born physicality handicapped? Know how to perform fellatio on a man that has a very long and thick and very large dick.
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
I threw a boomerang years ago. Now I live in constant fear.
What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees?
Cold as hell.
Stephen Hawking died because he rolled too far from the outlet.
How many degrees does it take to change ice into boiling water?
199, because the difference between -100 and +100 is 199 (excluding the zero, because it's not real and it doesn't exist because it's not real).
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Why did Stephen Hawking roll across the road?
Because he had amyotrophic lateral sclerosis.
Son: Yo dawg, tell me a story.
Dad: Y'all motherfuckers ain't gon' believe dis shit, so there was dis fairy aight, she had wings, so she flys into a KFC, and comes out with wings, chicken wings.
Also, why did Hawking try to walk across the road? His wheelchair only goes 1 mph, so he got hit by a bus.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down!
Who is Stephen Hawking?