How many apps did he download?
Well, he did run out of storage.
Physics Jokes
Stephen Hawking died because his wife misunderstood him when he said, "My Windows Needs Updating." She had the double glazing removed, and he fell out and died.
Yo mama so fat, she curves space and time.
What would Stephen Hawking do to get drunk?
Overcharge himself.
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
What is one thing that a physicality handicapped gay man can do better than a heterosexual female or a bisexual female that are not born physicality handicapped? Know how to perform fellatio on a man that has a very long and thick and very large dick.
I threw a boomerang years ago. Now I live in constant fear.
How many degrees does it take to change ice into boiling water?
199, because the difference between -100 and +100 is 199 (excluding the zero, because it's not real and it doesn't exist because it's not real).
Get?
Stephen Hawking died because he rolled too far from the outlet.
What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees?
Cold as hell.
Stephen Hawking couldn't take the stairway to Heaven, he had to take the lift.
Why did Stephen Hawking roll across the road?
Because he had amyotrophic lateral sclerosis.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down!
What's the different between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? Both of them can't stand up.
Who is Stephen Hawking?
It's weird how Stephen Hawking's last name sounds like "walking and talking," but he could not do either of those!
Atoms are untrustworthy little critters. They make everything up!
Zion is so big, when he walks it's an earthquake.
I threw a boomerang two years ago... I live in constant fear.
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
