Physics

Physics jokes

App

How many apps did he download?

Well, he did run out of storage.

Death

Stephen Hawking died because his wife misunderstood him when he said, "My Windows Needs Updating." She had the double glazing removed, and he fell out and died.

Black Hole

Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?

Fellatio

What is one thing that a physicality handicapped gay man can do better than a heterosexual female or a bisexual female that are not born physicality handicapped? Know how to perform fellatio on a man that has a very long and thick and very large dick.

Degree

How many degrees does it take to change ice into boiling water?

199, because the difference between -100 and +100 is 199 (excluding the zero, because it's not real and it doesn't exist because it's not real).

Get?

Lift

Stephen Hawking couldn't take the stairway to Heaven, he had to take the lift.

Road

Why did Stephen Hawking roll across the road?

Because he had amyotrophic lateral sclerosis.

Name

It's weird how Stephen Hawking's last name sounds like "walking and talking," but he could not do either of those!

Atom

Atoms are untrustworthy little critters. They make everything up!