Physics jokes
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.
Dad: Why did Jimmy fall off his bicycle?
Son: Why?
Dad: Because somebody threw a washing machine at him.
Think like a proton--stay positive!
Do you know why an atom is positive? He kept his electrons.
What is a victimless crime in the state of Michigan if you are an able-bodied man who is well-endowed, not white, and not a heterosexual male?
A white male who is heterosexual and physically disabled who is sodomized by an able-bodied and well-endowed gay male who is not white inside the men's locker room at the gym.
Memes
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels!
Your momma so fat when she jumped the world collapsed.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
Yo forehead so large, it has its own gravitational pull.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh wait...
What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability?
Suck a big cock.
You get hit by a wave, but you don't get wet. Why?
You were hit by a shockwave!
So, a neutron went to a bar. He asked the bartender how much for a beer. The bartender said, "For you, no charge."
Who's never the last man standing?
Stephen Hawking.
If Stephen Hawking got into a fight, he could not stand up for himself.
Why did people bully Steven Hawking?
Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite lunch? Eggs and shoulders.
Why did the Puerto Rican American 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was a gay male 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was born physically challenged not say anything to a group of gay white men that were not physically challenged after they called him a size queen after the Puerto Rican American 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was born physically challenged was done taking turns giving them a blowjob and was done taking turns swallowing their sweet cum? 🇺🇸 🇵🇷
Because it was the best meal that he ever had since he has been in prison for 30 years. 🇺🇸 🇵🇷
What is the difference between a gay male who is not physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male that is not physically challenged, and a gay male who is physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male who is not physically challenged?
A gay male who is not physically challenged who receives a blowjob from a gay male who is physically challenged would still not believe that the physically challenged male is gay because the gay male who is not physically challenged is the definition of an asshole.
A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a beer?"
The bartender replies, "For you? No charge!"