Physics jokes
What do skeletons hate the most about wind?
Nothing, it goes right through them.
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it didn't want to be argon.
Why does Ama like boomerangs? Because they actually come back!
Why did Stephen Hawking fall over?
'Cause he had a screw loose!
What did the atom say to the positive in math class? "We could make a positive number!"
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite band?
The Rolling Stones.
When the police caught him stealing batteries, he was immediately charged.
The cops are accusing him of resisting. He's now languishing in a cell, where he is currently awaiting an appearance in Circuit Court.
Stephen Hawking walked into a bar...
Is it just me, or are magnets really attractive?
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.
What Stephen Hawking doesn't know about wheelchairs isn't worth knowing.
What do you call a friendly noise? A sound wave.
I'm running out of degrees? I guess I better throw myself in fire to raise my internal temperature (measured in degrees).
Why did Jerry fall off the moon? Because he got hit by a fridge.
Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?
We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.
He's fat!
Today I got a lecture from my mother, and congratulated her. Why?
Because she managed not to damage me in a physical fashion.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh, wait, he doesn’t walk.
A nucleus walked into a bar. He asked the bartender, “How much for a drink?” The bartender replied, “For you, NO CHARGE!”
He is dead.