Physics jokes
Q. Why is Stephen Hawking so good at air guitar?
A. Because he has excellent string theory.
What motorway lane does Stephen Hawking use?
Hard shoulder.
The water in the shower evaporates before it reaches you.
What is Stephen Hawking's best side?
The left.
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Electron
can fire catch on fire?
How do you make Stephen Hawking mad?
You turn off the WiFi router.
What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability?
Suck a big cock.
If I worked for Edexcel, I'd give Caroline Flack an A* for her physics experiment.
A broken pencil tried to break the laws of physics. It wasn't very sharp.
Why was it cold in Stephen Hawking's house?
Because he had a new window open...
What's black and at the top of a staircase?
Not Stephen Hawking.
Did you hear that Stephen Hawking wrote a new book? It's called "Around The House in Eighty Days."
Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?
The owners know that forces come in pears.
I’d tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back.
Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.
She left after 15 minutes, complaining she didn't like his tone.
What does a physicist call it when a suicidal person is high up? Potential energy.
If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?
The Big Bang happened 16.8 billion years ago, and matter cannot be created or destroyed. Therefore, we are all technically 16.8 billion years old. So, to answer your question, officer, yes, she is of age.
Yo mama's so heavy and fat, gravity could not hold her down.
You're so skinny the world turns to the left!