Physics jokes
Think like a proton--stay positive!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... Yeah.
(Not Original Joke)
Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.
She left after 15 minutes, complaining she didn't like his tone.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course it can, a house can't jump.
Memes
What is a victimless crime in the state of Michigan if you are an able-bodied man who is well-endowed, not white, and not a heterosexual male?
A white male who is heterosexual and physically disabled who is sodomized by an able-bodied and well-endowed gay male who is not white inside the men's locker room at the gym.
An Emo kid in a tree falls. At the same time an apple falls from the same tree, what hits the ground first? The apple would be due to the kid's rope and noose.
You get hit by a wave, but you don't get wet. Why?
You were hit by a shockwave!
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh wait...
What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability?
Suck a big cock.
Your momma so fat when she jumped the world collapsed.
Yo forehead so large, it has its own gravitational pull.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
So, a neutron went to a bar. He asked the bartender how much for a beer. The bartender said, "For you, no charge."
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels!
Who's never the last man standing?
Stephen Hawking.
If Stephen Hawking got into a fight, he could not stand up for himself.
Why did people bully Steven Hawking?
Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite lunch? Eggs and shoulders.
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