Physics Jokes

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.

Your momma so fat when she jumped the world collapsed.

Yo forehead so large, it has its own gravitational pull.

What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels!

So, a neutron went to a bar. He asked the bartender how much for a beer. The bartender said, "For you, no charge."

The image shows two contrasting scenes under the heading "Rethink Your Weekend." On the left, there's a plate of fried food and a mug of beer, labeled as "1500 Calories." On the right, there's a Dyson sphere, which is a hypothetical megastructure that completely encompasses a star to harness its energy, labeled as "124 trillion Calories."

What is the difference between kinky and perverted?

Kinky is when an abled-bodied gay male is receiving an anonymous blow job from a physically disabled gay male under the handicapped stall at a rest area.

Perverted is when an abled-bodied gay male has to give a Klondike Bar to a physically disabled gay male to receive an anonymous blow job under the handicapped stall at a rest area.

Who's never the last man standing?

Stephen Hawking.

If Stephen Hawking got into a fight, he could not stand up for himself.

Why did people bully Steven Hawking?

Because he couldn't stand up for himself.

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite lunch? Eggs and shoulders.

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Because it was the best meal that he ever had since he has been in prison for 30 years. 🇺🇸 🇵🇷

What is the difference between a gay male who is not physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male that is not physically challenged, and a gay male who is physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male who is not physically challenged?

A gay male who is not physically challenged who receives a blowjob from a gay male who is physically challenged would still not believe that the physically challenged male is gay because the gay male who is not physically challenged is the definition of an asshole.

A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender replies, "For you? No charge!"

Why is the Moon red today?

The reason why the Moon takes on a reddish color during totality is a phenomenon called Rayleigh scattering. It is the same mechanism responsible for causing colorful sunrises and sunsets, and for the sky to look blue.

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite type of basketball?

Dribble.

He's dead now.

What is meals on wheels to a Christian nationalist that is also a conservative Republican politician, a gay man in a wheelchair that is poor and also physically handicapped, and who is also well-endowed?