Photo jokes
The orphan's best friend wanted to meet his family, so he took a selfie.
Yo momma so fat, I took a picture of her 1 year ago, and it's still printing.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A self-portrait.
Stonkzer (We kicked Thonk out) by Stonk Boi, Mr. Troll, Crackbag, and Elmo
Broke my toenail yesterday. I'm now presenting you puns/jokes:
1. "Yeah, I broke my toenail, wanna see phoTOES?" 2. "I'm tired of bandaging my toe! Oh. My. GAUZE."
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
I tried to take a picture of some fog. I mist.
Where does Spider-Man keep his pictures?
On a website.
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, "May I have a bottle of arsenic, please?" She is shocked. "Why would you want something like that?" The man calmly tells her, "I want to poison my unfaithful wife and her lover." The pharmacist is now horrified. She said, "I can not possibly give you that. It is completely illegal and I would lose my license and be prosecuted for conspiracy and murder!" At this point the man hands the pharmacist a photo of his unfaithful wife having sex with the pharmacist's husband. She examines it then looks up at him. "Oh. I didn't know you had a prescription."
my uncle in 2008 his name is Aamad
Lowkey fire photo i took in class 🔥
Face reveal (i look ugly in this photo)
THIS IS ME
Community talk
YALL I GOT A PIC FROM WHEN I HAD LONG HAIR😭
She was more like a beauty queen From a movie scene I said, "Don't mind, but what do you mean I am the one Who will dance on the floor in the round?" She said I am the one Who will dance on the floor in the round She told me her name was Billie Jean As she caused a scene Then every head turned with eyes that dreamed of being the one Who will dance on the floor in the round People always told me, "Be careful of what y… Read more
Eh-eh, eh-eh, eh-eh, eh-eh Otro sunset bonito que veo en San Juan Disfrutando de toda' esas cosas que extrañan los que se van Disfrutando de noches de esas que ya no se dan Que ya no se dan Pero queriendo volver a la última vez que a los ojos te miré Y contarte las cosas que no te conté (te pareces a mi crush, ja, ja) Y tirarte las fotos que no te tiré Acho, jurado te ves bien linda, déjame tirarte una foto Ey, tengo… Read more