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murder muffin

jim please

The image consists of two panels. The top panel is a drawing showing three hands holding a rope. The rope is broken. The text says "Sometimes what you're trying to hold on is exactly what you should let go off." The bottom panel is a black and white photograph showing a person dangling from a cliff, being held by a rope from someone on the edge. The text says "But it's so relatable. Jim, please."

✨Jassy✨

These memes got me re-thinking life

A Twitter post with the text '*hits blunt*' above the question, 'If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly why did it fall off?' Below the text are two images of a person with different expressions.

Hgfdfrgt

Bruhh found out

A screenshot of a Google search for 'chinese fart porn' is overlaid with an AirDrop notification from 'Mom'. The AirDrop message reads: "Your father and I are getting a divorce," and has two minions in the image.

A Star Wars Fan

A photo of a group of friends is shown. In the center, a man in shorts appears to have a phallus, which is revealed by the meme's text to be a shoe. The text reads: "How one shoe can ruin a family photo."

Nintendo Fan

The image is divided into two panels. The left panel shows a man in a spacesuit with a space helmet in hand, standing in front of a moon background. Above him, it says 'Went to the moon.' Below him it says 'Took 5 photos'. The right panel shows a woman in a light dress taking a selfie in a bathroom. Above her it says 'Went to the bathroom'. Below her, it says 'Took 105 photos'.

Face mc shooty

FUCKING GENIUS

A split-screen shows a California identification card with a photo next to another, seemingly more intoxicated photo of the same person. The image text reads: "Smoked before my ID picture so when I get pulled over high I look normal."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a split screen. On the left, there's a picture of actor Ryan Gosling. On the right, there's a picture of a man with a beard and glasses wearing a yellow shirt, who resembles the actor, smiling while touching his chin. The text above reads: "People been telling me I look like Ryan Gosling what y'all think?" Below the two photos is another text: "My mans posted two photos of Ryan Gosling like we wouldn't notice."

Heroin Monkey

The first tweet asks "can i take pics in ur bathroom?" and shows two pictures of a woman posing in a nice bathroom. The second tweet states "I do not recommend" and shows a picture of a very dirty and run-down bathroom.

Lostin Flowers

Me in group photo:

The image shows a line of forks, all standing upright except for one which is bent and lying down. The text above the image reads: "no one: absolutely no one: me in group photo:".

Anonymous

Accurate.

A photo shows a wooden utility pole wrapped haphazardly with silver duct tape. The text in the image says "Actual photo of how well I'm keeping it all together right now."

blach66

I love photo shop

A picture of Squidward with text saying: On May 19, 1996, Squidward (pictured here in 1973) became the first person on the FBI Ten Most Wanted Fugitives list to be apprehended due to the FBI's then-new home page on the Internet.

The Ugly Rats cousin

Hi! Face rev for y’all!

CUTE BOY

THIS IS ME

A girl with wavy brown hair wearing glasses and a blue sweatshirt looks at the camera. The image has a slightly soft focus and uses warm lighting.

Dawson Maxey

Ahhhh Family Memories

Three young men pose for a photo. One man wears a white tank top and has a fake pregnant belly, with a mustache. The other two men wear dark t-shirts. The man on the right has a hat that reads "WAYNE'S WORLD". The background is a plain blue color. The text says: "Ahhhh Family Memories"

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a Daily Mail article. The headline reads: "Young man forced to post a photo of his passport on Facebook to prove his real name is 'Phuc Dat Bich'... after his account is banned THREE times". There is a smaller picture of the young man, and a passport image with the name "Phuc Dat Bich", and the dates 03 JAN 1992, 17 SEP 2013, and 17 SEP 2023. The passport is from Australia.

ohio nugget

my sister thinking she took a good pic lol

The image is a split-screen showing a woman with a distorted face. On the left, she's looking askance with the text "a bar wyd?" above her head. On the right her eyes are wide and her mouth open. Both images are distorted by a filter.

MEME LORD

A photograph of the Christian Universal Ministry team from 1980. The team members are wearing red and white uniforms with the word CUM printed on them.

tabs1528

Robert Littal
@BSO
Florida Man Tells Neighbors He's Going to
Kill Them With Kindness Then Tries to Kill
Them With a Machete He Named
"Kindness" (Photos) bit.ly/2FtrJW8

ohio nugget

lol

The image shows a sad-looking Kermit the Frog standing by a window with rain streaks. Text above the image reads: "me: I haven't taken a photo of me in awhile. *takes photo* me: oh, that's why."

Jazzy💕

A baby with a scrunched face looking angry. The text above the baby reads "When I give you my phone to see a photo" with an angry face emoji next to it. The text below the baby reads "It means don't swipe left, don't swipe right, just see the photo and give my phone back" with a smiling face emoji.

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