My girlfriend sent “a let’s break up text” right when I was done editing our pics.
Photo Jokes
You know you’re not liked when you get handed the camera every time they take a group photo.
There was a man who had just moved from a foreign country. He just moved into his apartment and was watching his favorite TV shows. The first one was "me-me-me, me-me-me, me-me-me-me-me-me-me," the second one was "forks and knives, forks and knives, all I use is forks and knives," and the last one was "BRING IT ON, FAT MAN!!"
There had been a murder in the area, and the man was walking in the park when a cop showed up and asked him, "Sir, have you seen this man?" and held up a photo. The man said "me-me-me, me-me-me, me-me-me-me-me-me-me." The cop said, "Sir, what did you use?" and the man said "forks and knives, forks and knives, all I use is forks and knives." After that, the cop said, "Sir, I'm going to have to arrest you," and the man said "BRING IT ON, FAT MAN!!" The screen goes black, and all you can here "chk-chk. BANG"
When an orphan takes a photo, it’s also a family portrait!
Btw, if people find these offensive, why are you here? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyway?
"Popcorn" means "Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany."
"HO" means a woman, in particular one who has many casual sexual encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based sex encountered a lot in a nazi camp.
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be called?
A self-me.
Wanna see a joke? Open the front-facing camera.
I posted on my Facebook account that you have a picture on Facebook.
Yo mama so old, her photos are in a museum and her friends are in a graveyard.
Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.
What do you call an orphan selfie?
A family photo.
When we take a family photo, you are the background.
Why can't the orphan take a family photo?
Answer: The orphan has no family to take a picture with.
So last night I went on a taxi and I showed them your photo. All they said was I could ride him, it would be expensive though, since from his eyebrows to hairline is at least £100.
My mom loved taking pics of me when I was a child. Thanks to that, people really believe my fake smiles! :3
I guess this is pretty plane.
I am sorry I am just winging it.
Wow, I guess these jokes haven't taken off.
Wow, I just landed that one!
Where is this pic of me in my bra?
Why do people say "cheese" when they are taking a photo?
Because they were using the computer and thought about it.
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