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Photo Jokes

Girlfriend

My girlfriend sent “a let’s break up text” right when I was done editing our pics.

Camera

You know you’re not liked when you get handed the camera every time they take a group photo.

Murder

There was a man who had just moved from a foreign country. He just moved into his apartment and was watching his favorite TV shows. The first one was "me-me-me, me-me-me, me-me-me-me-me-me-me," the second one was "forks and knives, forks and knives, all I use is forks and knives," and the last one was "BRING IT ON, FAT MAN!!"

There had been a murder in the area, and the man was walking in the park when a cop showed up and asked him, "Sir, have you seen this man?" and held up a photo. The man said "me-me-me, me-me-me, me-me-me-me-me-me-me." The cop said, "Sir, what did you use?" and the man said "forks and knives, forks and knives, all I use is forks and knives." After that, the cop said, "Sir, I'm going to have to arrest you," and the man said "BRING IT ON, FAT MAN!!" The screen goes black, and all you can here "chk-chk. BANG"

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  • Orphan

    When an orphan takes a photo, it’s also a family portrait!

    Btw, if people find these offensive, why are you here? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyway?

    Popcorn

    "Popcorn" means "Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany."

    "HO" means a woman, in particular one who has many casual sexual encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based sex encountered a lot in a nazi camp.

    Porn

    Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.

    Mama

    Yo mama so old, her photos are in a museum and her friends are in a graveyard.

    Ak47

    Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,

    Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.

    Orphan

    Why can't the orphan take a family photo?

    Answer: The orphan has no family to take a picture with.

    Forehead

    So last night I went on a taxi and I showed them your photo. All they said was I could ride him, it would be expensive though, since from his eyebrows to hairline is at least £100.

    Smile

    My mom loved taking pics of me when I was a child. Thanks to that, people really believe my fake smiles! :3

    Plane

    I guess this is pretty plane.

    I am sorry I am just winging it.

    Wow, I guess these jokes haven't taken off.

    Wow, I just landed that one!

    Cheese

    Why do people say "cheese" when they are taking a photo?

    Because they were using the computer and thought about it.

    Username

    Have you ever heard of Katie? Please come to KatieJennieJackson on Reddit. Her username is ok-community-2373.

    My username is Big-reflection-104. C0mments from so other redditors are from her post:

    Hello :). On sexy tummies. Where she is wearing a black croptop.

    Are in the next post.

    Moto is: Katie Jennie Jackson is so horny! Reddit username-Ok-community-2373. Follow her please. Her photos are made for you to cum for her, not at her. Thank you if you chose to think.