Photo Jokes

If Uranus is so gross, Why do they take HD photos of it?

Rizz

Are you a basketball hoop? 'Cause I want to put my balls in you. Are you a photo biographer? 'Cause I can picture us together.

How to respond if someone starts look at the photos on your phone. Step 1: jab your thumbs into their eye sockets

I kinda feel sorry for Hitler.

Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.

Popcorn means Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany. HO means a woman, in particular one who has many casual sexual encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based sex encountered a lot in a nazi camp.

Broke my toenail yesterday, I'm now presenting you puns/jokes:

1. "Yeah I broke my toenail, wanna see phoTOES?" 2. "I'm tired of bandaging my toe! Oh. My. GAUZE."

there was man, who had just moved from a foreign country. he just moved into his apartment, and was watching his favorite TV shows. the first one was "me-me-me, me-me-me, me-me-me-me-me-me-me," the second one was "forks and knives, forks and knives, all i use is forks and knives," and the last one was "BRING IT ON, FAT MAN!!" There had been a murder in the area, and the man was walking in the park when a cop showed up and asked him "sir, have you seen this man?" and held up a photo. the man said "me-me-me, me-me-me, me-me-me-me-me-me-me." the cop said, "sir, what did you use." and the man said "forks and knives, forks and knives, all i use is forks and knives." after that, the cop said, "sir, im going to have to arrest you," and the man said "BRING IT ON, FAT MAN!!" the screen goes black, and all you can here "chk-chk. BANG"

Why does Michael Jackson do positions with kids in Photos because they won’t do the same for him

Yo momma so short...You can see her feet on her driver's license photo!!

What do u call a orphan taking a family photo? A Selfie

how do you know when you're disliked? when they always give you the camera for group photos

Yo mama so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo

your moms so fat the photo from last Christmas is still printing

Yo Mama so fat that when she took a photo of herself to get it printed out it took 15 years to finish

yo mama so ugly

my screen cracked when she took her photo

your mom so fat that the photographer had to go moon just to click the photo of her belly button

I photo bombed someones selfie and then they yelled "Why would you do that i was trying to take a family photo!"

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