Photo jokes
I swear I always finish on page 3 when I'm looking at family pictures.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait.
Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait/A selfie.
Why does Michael Jackson do positions with kids in photos? Because they won’t do the same for him.
I kinda feel sorry for Hitler.
Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.
What do you do when an orphan takes a family photo?
A selfie.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo?
A selfie.
Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.
Your mom is so fat when you printed the picture, it would not stop printing! 😂🤣
In the French school, four sentences must be written. Fritz heard his mother say, "Close the door!"
Fritz went to his uncle and heard, "Yes, I'll put it there."
Then he came to his brother who said, "They call me Superman, hahaha!"
Finally, his sister looked at a photo and said, "Wow!"
The next day, the teacher said, "Okay, Fritz, it's your turn. Finish eating and take out the trash!" Fritz said, "Close the door!"
The teacher got angry and said, "I want to see the principal." Fritz replied, "Yes, my friend, I am leaving you."
The teacher asked, "I have forgotten your name, what is it?" Fritz said, "I'm Superman! I'm Superman! You're nothing!"
"Who do you think I am?" asked the teacher, who had become very angry. Fritz replied, "Wow!"
Q: What's the difference between Jesus and a picture?
A: One uses one nail to hang.
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What pictures do orphans take? Selfies.
Rizz
Are you a basketball hoop? 'Cause I want to put my balls in you.
Are you a photo biographer? 'Cause I can picture us together.
What do orphans call family pictures?
A selfie.
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
I recently learned that it's politically incorrect to talk about taking part in a school shooting.
Apparently the term "school photos" is more acceptable.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfi.
What do we call a family photograph of an orphan?
A selfie.