What’s the difference between an onion and a photo of a dead relative? Nothing, they both make you cry when you look at it.
I kinda feel sorry for Hitler.
Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo?
A selfie.
How do you know when you're disliked?
When they always give you the camera for group photos.
When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.
So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" Photography Studio.
What do you call an orphan’s picture?
A family photo.
Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.
Your mom's so fat, the photo from last Christmas is still printing!
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfi.
Yo Mama so fat that when she took a photo of herself to get it printed out, it took 15 years to finish!
Yo mama so ugly,
my screen cracked when she took her photo!
When an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
I photo bombed someone's selfie, and then they yelled, "Why would you do that? I was trying to take a family photo!"
The orphan's best friend wanted to meet his family, so he took a selfie.
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family photo.
What does an orphan call a family photo taking a selfie?
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Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Cause they come back.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Girls are like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
If you hit an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you hit an orphan with a car, at least you don't have to tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
What does an orphan call a family photo? A selfie.
Why was the orphan a big success? Cause people say go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common? They can’t see their parents.
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt? Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be considered?
Not a family photo.
