Stonkzer jokes

I was very lonely so I bought some shares. -- It's nice to have a bit of company.

Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.

They both routinely place meat in small buns.

What is money called in space?

Star bucks.

How do women make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire.

My bank loves me. They told me my credit card balance is outstanding.