Stonkzer jokes

I was very lonely so I bought some shares. -- It's nice to have a bit of company.

My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana. The steaks have never been so high...

Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.

They both routinely place meat in small buns.

How do women make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire.

Today my stoner friend used my to-do list as a blunt wrap.

He was high on my list of priorities.