Stonkzer jokes

I was very lonely so I bought some shares. -- It's nice to have a bit of company.

How do women make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire.

Today my stoner friend used my to-do list as a blunt wrap.

He was high on my list of priorities.

20 likes by just cheese.

What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!

Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.

Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."