Photo jokes
Your mama is so fat, the photo I took of her last Christmas is still printing.
Why can't the orphan take a family photo?
Answer: The orphan has no family to take a picture with.
When we take a family photo, you are the background.
I recently learned that it's politically incorrect to talk about taking part in a school shooting.
Apparently the term "school photos" is more acceptable.
You know you’re not liked when you get handed the camera every time they take a group photo.
Rizz
Are you a basketball hoop? 'Cause I want to put my balls in you.
Are you a photo biographer? 'Cause I can picture us together.
Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.
I swear I always finish on page 3 when I'm looking at family pictures.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Cause they come back.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Girls are like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
If you hit an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you hit an orphan with a car, at least you don't have to tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
What does an orphan call a family photo? A selfie.
Why was the orphan a big success? Cause people say go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common? They can’t see their parents.
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt? Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Yo mama so ugly,
my screen cracked when she took her photo!
Yo mama so old, her photos are in a museum and her friends are in a graveyard.
I kinda feel sorry for Hitler.
Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.
Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.
My girlfriend sent “a let’s break up text” right when I was done editing our pics.
I photo bombed someone's selfie, and then they yelled, "Why would you do that? I was trying to take a family photo!"
What does an orphan call a family photo taking a selfie?
How to respond if someone starts looking at the photos on your phone.
Step 1: Jab your thumbs into their eye sockets.
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family photo.
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
The orphan's best friend wanted to meet his family, so he took a selfie.