Phone jokes
What is an orphan's hated movie line?
E.T. phone home.
Your forehead is so big it blocked my phone service!
What is wrong with orphans' phones?
They'll never have a home screen.
Me: *Calls friend* "Dude, I just fell off a 50-foot ladder!"
Friend: "Bro, you ok?!"
Me: "Yeah, lucky I only fell off the first step!"
What type of phone do orphans have?
Android because they don't have a home button.
How do inmates keep in touch?
They have cell phones.
Normal Europe: Oh no, I lost my iPhone!
Amish: Oh no, I lost my potato!
Bob: Siri, call 666!
*dialing noises*
Bob: Hello?
Bob's dad: Hi!
Why didn't Donald Trump pick up his phone when Jeffrey Epstein called him?
Because Donald killed Jeffrey Epstein in prison to hide the evidence.
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smartphone?
It doesn't know jack.
Phone: YEETED.
TikTok: DELETED.
Therapy: NEEDED.
Wife: BEATED.
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the track list.
Did you get your phone from the desert? No wonder why your texts are always so dry.
I heard my neighbors having sex, and it was annoying me, so I called my girlfriend to ask if she wanted to go out, but when I called her, I heard my neighbors' phone ringing.
There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.
I needed to take a phone call, so I went to the nearest exit. I guess you can say it was very exciting! 😂
When you unplug the charger to charge your phone, but you realize it was plugged into your grandpa's life support:
I got jealous when my phone died.
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
I asked the emo at my school if he got jealous when his phone died.