Phone jokes
What is wrong with orphans' phones?
They'll never have a home screen.
Good day tomorrow, and what day are they still good today? Good time. Love day! A great night time and...
A boy walks into some woods with a phone, and his friend comes by and asks, "What are you doing?"
He pauses, then says, "Trying some bird calls!"
How do inmates keep in touch?
They have cell phones.
Normal Europe: Oh no, I lost my iPhone!
Amish: Oh no, I lost my potato!
Memes
Bob: Siri, call 666!
*dialing noises*
Bob: Hello?
Bob's dad: Hi!
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smartphone?
It doesn't know jack.
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the track list.
Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.
Your mama so fat when she steps on the scale, the scale said, "I'm trying to get your weight, not your phone number!"
Warning! Cringe Alert!
What happens when you leave your phone at jail?
It becomes a cell phone.
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
I asked the emo at my school if he got jealous when his phone died.
I got jealous when my phone died.
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.
I tried to have phone sex once.
But the holes were too small.
What is an orphan's first phone?
An iPhone 12. Wanna know why?
It has no home button :D
My joke is your life support getting unplugged because my phone is about to die.
I needed to take a phone call, so I went to the nearest exit. I guess you can say it was very exciting! š
Prankster pranks.
Fake lobster in the toilet. 8:00 a.m.
Prank phone calls. 9:00 a.m.