A boy walks into some woods with a phone, and his friend comes by and asks, "What are you doing?"
He pauses, then says, "Trying some bird calls!"
When the phone is ringing, Dad says, "If it's for me, don't answer it."
Good day tomorrow, and what day are they still good today? Good time. Love day! A great night time and...
Bob: Siri, call 666!
*dialing noises*
Bob: Hello?
Bob's dad: Hi!
Normal Europe: Oh no, I lost my iPhone!
Amish: Oh no, I lost my potato!
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smartphone?
It doesn't know jack.
Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.
I asked the emo at my school if he got jealous when his phone died.
I got jealous when my phone died.
I tried to have phone sex once.
But the holes were too small.
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.
My joke is your life support getting unplugged because my phone is about to die.
Your mama so fat when she steps on the scale, the scale said, "I'm trying to get your weight, not your phone number!"
Warning! Cringe Alert!
What happens when you leave your phone at jail?
It becomes a cell phone.
When is the last time you picked up the phone?
Friend: My mum took my phone from me, and I really want it back.
Me: Yeah, well, Hades took my parents from me, and the funny thing is, I don't want them back.
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
What is an orphan's first phone?
An iPhone 12. Wanna know why?
It has no home button :D
Prankster pranks.
Fake lobster in the toilet. 8:00 a.m.
Prank phone calls. 9:00 a.m.
I was dying when I called my sister and she said, "Hi, this is Pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic; your loss, our sauce. How may I help you today?"
