What is wrong with orphans' phones?
They'll never have a home screen.
How do you call an iPhone cover in Germany?
An apple bag. 😜
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Normal Europe: Oh no, I lost my iPhone!
Amish: Oh no, I lost my potato!
Bob: Siri, call 666!
*dialing noises*
Bob: Hello?
Bob's dad: Hi!
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smartphone?
It doesn't know jack.
What is an orphans first phone? An iPhone12 wanna know why? It has no home button :D
Your mama so fat when she steps on the scale the scale said I’m trying to get your weight not your phone number
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the track list.
Friend: My mum took my phone from me, and I really want it back.
Me: Yeah, well, Hades took my parents from me, and the funny thing is, I don't want them back.
When is the last time you picked up the phone?
I was dying when I called my sister and she said, "Hi, this is Pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic; your loss, our sauce. How may I help you today?"
Prankster pranks.
Fake lobster in the toilet. 8:00 a.m.
Prank phone calls. 9:00 a.m.
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
I heard my neighbors having sex, and it was annoying me, so I called my girlfriend to ask if she wanted to go out, but when I called her, I heard my neighbors' phone ringing.
I needed to take a phone call, so I went to the nearest exit. I guess you can say it was very exciting! 😂
There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.
I asked the emo at my school if he got jealous when his phone died.
I got jealous when my phone died.
Warning! Cringe Alert!
What happens when you leave your phone at jail?
It becomes a cell phone.
