Phone jokes

Me: *Calls friend* "Dude, I just fell off a 50-foot ladder!"

Friend: "Bro, you ok?!"

Me: "Yeah, lucky I only fell off the first step!"

What type of phone do orphans have?

Android because they don't have a home button.

How do inmates keep in touch?

They have cell phones.

A boy walks into some woods with a phone, and his friend comes by and asks, "What are you doing?"

He pauses, then says, "Trying some bird calls!"

When the phone is ringing, Dad says, "If it's for me, don't answer it."

Bob: Siri, call 666!

*dialing noises*

Bob: Hello?

Bob's dad: Hi!

Normal Europe: Oh no, I lost my iPhone!

Amish: Oh no, I lost my potato!

Why didn't Donald Trump pick up his phone when Jeffrey Epstein called him?

Because Donald killed Jeffrey Epstein in prison to hide the evidence.

Why is the iPhone 7 not a smartphone?

It doesn't know jack.

How did the rapper find his missing phone?

He checked the track list.

Did you get your phone from the desert? No wonder why your texts are always so dry.

Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.

There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.

I heard my neighbors having sex, and it was annoying me, so I called my girlfriend to ask if she wanted to go out, but when I called her, I heard my neighbors' phone ringing.

I needed to take a phone call, so I went to the nearest exit. I guess you can say it was very exciting! 😂

I asked the emo at my school if he got jealous when his phone died.

People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.

I tried to have phone sex once.

But the holes were too small.

My joke is your life support getting unplugged because my phone is about to die.

I got jealous when my phone died.