Phone jokes
Your forehead is so big it blocked my phone service!
Me: *Calls friend* "Dude, I just fell off a 50-foot ladder!"
Friend: "Bro, you ok?!"
Me: "Yeah, lucky I only fell off the first step!"
What type of phone do orphans have?
Android because they don't have a home button.
When the phone is ringing, Dad says, "If it's for me, don't answer it."
How do inmates keep in touch?
They have cell phones.
A boy walks into some woods with a phone, and his friend comes by and asks, "What are you doing?"
He pauses, then says, "Trying some bird calls!"
Good day tomorrow, and what day are they still good today? Good time. Love day! A great night time and...
Bob: Siri, call 666!
*dialing noises*
Bob: Hello?
Bob's dad: Hi!
Normal Europe: Oh no, I lost my iPhone!
Amish: Oh no, I lost my potato!
Why didn't Donald Trump pick up his phone when Jeffrey Epstein called him?
Because Donald killed Jeffrey Epstein in prison to hide the evidence.
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smartphone?
It doesn't know jack.
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the track list.
Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.
Did you get your phone from the desert? No wonder why your texts are always so dry.
Warning! Cringe Alert!
What happens when you leave your phone at jail?
It becomes a cell phone.
Your mama so fat when she steps on the scale, the scale said, "I'm trying to get your weight, not your phone number!"
I asked the emo at my school if he got jealous when his phone died.
I got jealous when my phone died.
I tried to have phone sex once.
But the holes were too small.
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.