Phone jokes
What is wrong with orphans' phones?
They'll never have a home screen.
What type of phone do orphans have?
Android because they don't have a home button.
Me: *Calls friend* "Dude, I just fell off a 50-foot ladder!"
Friend: "Bro, you ok?!"
Me: "Yeah, lucky I only fell off the first step!"
When the phone is ringing, Dad says, "If it's for me, don't answer it."
How do inmates keep in touch?
They have cell phones.
A boy walks into some woods with a phone, and his friend comes by and asks, "What are you doing?"
He pauses, then says, "Trying some bird calls!"
Bob: Siri, call 666!
*dialing noises*
Bob: Hello?
Bob's dad: Hi!
Normal Europe: Oh no, I lost my iPhone!
Amish: Oh no, I lost my potato!
Why didn't Donald Trump pick up his phone when Jeffrey Epstein called him?
Because Donald killed Jeffrey Epstein in prison to hide the evidence.
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smartphone?
It doesn't know jack.
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the track list.
Warning! Cringe Alert!
What happens when you leave your phone at jail?
It becomes a cell phone.
Did you get your phone from the desert? No wonder why your texts are always so dry.
Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.
Your mama so fat when she steps on the scale, the scale said, "I'm trying to get your weight, not your phone number!"
I heard my neighbors having sex, and it was annoying me, so I called my girlfriend to ask if she wanted to go out, but when I called her, I heard my neighbors' phone ringing.
There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.
I asked the emo at my school if he got jealous when his phone died.
I got jealous when my phone died.
When you unplug the charger to charge your phone, but you realize it was plugged into your grandpa's life support: