your mum so cute that i asked for her number ans she said yes and now were dating
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What is an orphans first phone? An iPhone12 wanna know why? It has no home button :D
I needed to take a phone call so I went to the the nearest exit I guess you can say it was very exciting š
my joke is your life support getting unplugged because my phone is about to die
Friend: my mum took my phone from me and i really want it back me: yeh, well Hades took my parents from me and the funny thing is, i don't want them back
I tried to have phone sex once.
but the holes were to small
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes it's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them or even a place to charge them even if they did have 1
I was dying when i called my sister and she said "Hi this is pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic your loss our sauce how may i help you today."
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the TRACK LIST
man: why cant an orphan use Verizon ? kid: why? man: cause they have a family plan kid: oh then i need to switch phone services then man: why kid: im a orphan man: laughs out loud thats tuff ( you can tell the joke shortentd by saying why cant an orphan use Verizon cause they have a family plan)
What phone do orphans have? An I phone 10r
why do orphans have phones? because they don't know how to call home
What Do you call a phone that talk
A reader in a leader
do emos get jelous when there phone dies
Why did the orphan kid was bad a school cause he wanted a phone call home
Looking at me is like being on your phone, in a car, on a long trip. You're fine for the first 10 minutes, then after that you feel sick.
I just got off the phone with kristen stewart yesterday she said I was invited to her cookout this Friday i said I'll come by and bring some drinks like wine beer and liquor so we can get our freak on all night and drink some cherry wine until daybreak ends.
I saw this boy named phone he said where would he live I said an orphinage
i went to the store because i ha to go to school to run up downstairs because my phone started calling me because i was playing mario kart on my kitchen sink's baby grandma lik if yu creyre everitime
