Violence isn't the answer. It's the question, and the answer is yes.
You call it death. I call it peace and quiet.
Your life can't be a joke; a joke has meaning.
Dark humor is like water. It exists.
Suicidal thoughts aren’t nice, but nor is life. So why not get them both done and over with?
I’m rather relaxed about death.
From quite an early age, I’ve regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with your birth certificate.
It's not a mistake, it's a ✨ masterpiece ✨.
I think about my life, and then I think about death. I prefer death. If you ask me, life is just a time when you die. Basically, death is life, meaningless 0-0.
What did a bee who was interested in philosophy say?
"To bee or not to bee."
Have you ever heard of a dream that that that that the universe was a fake machine?
A: Who can tell me a joke?
B: Life.
People always often say to someone who are thinking about suicide that's the easy way out. Don't give up! All I say is I'm not giving up, just I'm giving in, and does it really seem like it's the easiest way out? I don't think so, it's probably the hardest if you ask me, or I would have done it already, but someone's got to do it.
Life asked death, "Why do people choose you over me?"
Death replied, "Because you're the beautiful lie, and I'm the painful truth."
Don’t feel bad about this day because there’s a saying: "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present."
What does a Chinese guy say to the love of his life?
"You're the ying to my yang!"
A Chinese wise man once said, "ching chong ling long ting tong," which means, "keep striving in life."
Don't hate life, love it because when you want to live and try again in life, it's already too late. :(
Hi, my name isn't Pi.
Look up at the sky and wonder why.
Why are you alive?
I looked this quote up, but it really is a good thing, just for starters.
"Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY."
Why do we even live? We're just gonna die anyway, so what's the point?
