Why did the mailman die?
Because everyone dies.
Philosophy Jokes
Normal person: "I'm perfect!"
Goth person: "Nobody is."
Friend: Your life is a joke.
Me: No, jokes have meaning.
Why is death taken so lightly? It's terrible how people use it! (This is NOT a joke!)
I want to die to see the other side, but if I die I won't know anybody on the other side.
Hey, you person who's scrolling, please leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh, it's okay," etc.? It can be short; if you don't want to, then that's okay.
You know Thomas Paine, right? Well, clearly he had some common sense too, right?
Confucius say, female pilot who fly upside down have crack up.
"I hope my death would make more sense than my life."- Joker
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I don’t believe in reincarnation now, and I didn’t believe in it when I was a hamster.
—Shane Richie, British actor
You know what is the worst mistake every human being made?
Answer: Living.
Person: Hey, do you know what's the best thing in life?
...
You do realize that I said nothing, right?
Me: Exactly :)
Killing someone is better than killing yourself.
I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again, but if life is a labyrinth, I'd always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favorite...
What is the difference between a human and a magic house?
To the Earth, is the human body of the human being human? Is it human? Human can be the one day today after the night is the snow time and a.
Get confused with Confucius!
So what is the difference between a real doctor and a doctor of philosophy?
One cures the sick and the other makes them sick!
The bible says to love your neighbors as you love yourself.
So I treat everyone like garbage.
We're all unique, which is something we all have in common.