New Philosophy Jokes - Page 2

You call it death. I call it peace and quiet.

I’m rather relaxed about death. From quite an early age, I’ve regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with your birth certificate.

I think about my life, and then I think about death. I prefer death. If you ask me, life is just a time when you die. Basically, death is life, meaningless 0-0.

+What did bee who interested in philosophy said ? -to bee or not to bee

People always often say to someone who are thinking about suicide that's the easy way out. Don't give up! All I say is I'm not giving up, just I'm giving in, and does it really seem like it's the easiest way out? I don't think so, it's probably the hardest if you ask me, or I would have done it already, but someone's got to do it.

Life asked death, "Why do people choose you over me?"

Death replied, "Because you're the beautiful lie, and I'm the painful truth."

Don’t feel bad about this day because there’s a saying: "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present."

chinese wise man once say, "ching chong ling long ting tong"

which means, "keep striving in life"

Don't hate life, love it because when you want to live and try again in life, it's already too late. :(

Why did the mailman die?

Because everyone dies.

Normal person: "I'm perfect!"

Goth person: "Nobody is."

Hey, you person who's scrolling, please leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh, it's okay," etc.? It can be short; if you don't want to, then that's okay.