Well, it really do be like it shouldn't, but it is.
My will to live.
My teacher gave us an assignment, and one of the questions was "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
I answered, "Happy."
The teacher said I didn't understand the test. I said to her that she didn't understand life.
If you don’t know what introspection is, you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
Why did Marx never drink Earl Grey?
Because proper tea is theft.
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet is high on pot.