My teacher gave us an assignment, and one of the questions was "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
I answered, "Happy."
The teacher said I didn't understand the test. I said to her that she didn't understand life.
If you don’t know what introspection is, you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
Why did Marx never drink Earl Grey?
Because proper tea is theft.
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
