A blonde accidentally kills a cop and calls the police. She exclaims, “Hello, is this 911?” The other person, “Yes, what is your emergency?” The blonde answered, “I called to inform you that you’re 910 now.”
What do dark humor and a person with scoliosis have in common? Both are sick and twisted
regular depressed person: I'm depressed, so I'll go see a therapist
Me: I'm depressed so I won't do anything about it, work on many projects at the same time destroying my sanity slowly while relying on caffeine and pills as my only way to take down my headaches and making memes about it online to help myself cope with the pain
How do you piss off a disabled person -you put the cookie on the other shoulder
Person 1: “You assume I’m gay because I have rainbow hair, I’m wearing a rainbow shirt, and I have a rainbow pride flag behind me?”
Person 2: “You assume I’m disabled because I have deformed arms and limbs, no legs, and I ride around in a wheelchair?”
What do you call getting gonorrhea from a disabled person?
A slow clap
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid? Reality.
There was a very lazy person. He saw a banana peel in front of him while he was walking... and he said: “Oh God, protect me from falling”!!!
How do you piss off a color blind person? Give them a rubix cube.
Did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer was the first person to try Five Guys
What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call black person neighbor
You really thought n****r
I told my fam a joke
They all looked at me weird and one person even said “I’m sorry”
LEGO Ninjago - I like it okay?
Which of the ninja would be best for an undercover mission as the person in disguise?
Kai. He just has to leave his hair down and no one would know it was him (he uses hair gel as Cole has said a couple times I think, bc his hair looks like fire 🔥)
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
Im autistic myself so dont go crying in my comment section.
What's a suicidal persons favorite type of bath bomb? A toaster
