What’s the difference between a crossdresser and a trans person? About 3 years
What does a white person say when there Surrounded by black guys? "hey who turned the lights out?!"
One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.
"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"
What does the long distance call in a black person have in common? They both don’t work
Every depressed person just has to say "I WANT TO JUMP OFF THAT TALL BUILDING RIGHT THERE" and then points to the building and runs up to it like an immature child and then they get disappointed when they aren't allowed into the building
What do you call a smart person in America?
A tourist.
Answering a knock at my door, I see a vacuum cleaner salesman who proceeds to tip a huge bucket of shit all over my carpet, before proclaiming any trace this hoover doesn't remove I will personally eat myself. ", Well I hope Ur hungry I replied, cos they cut off my electric this morning"
How can a person from Alabama tell that someone is an illegal immigrant?
If they are dating someone that isn't related to them.
Why are Republicans supporting giving felons the right to vote?
Because their own personal jeebus is a felon!
person with no arms:even tho I have no arms I can do anything you guys can
me:if your happy and you know it clap your hands👏👏if your happy and you know it clap your hands👏👏
person with no arms:😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
who is not hungry in africa. a dead person
How do u lift a depressed person up?
No need, they'll find a way to get on the tree somehow
Why can’t you have a proper conversation with the gay person? They’re never straight with you
A normal exorcism is getting a demon out of a person but a reverse exorcism is the devil telling the priest to get out of the child
Why did the short person bring a ladder to the bar?
Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
Why did the short person become a chef?
Because they could "microwave" dinner without needing a stool!
I saw a black person riding bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.
Fat person: "Hey, whats up?"
Friend: "Your blood pressure"
I'm what they call a ✨️askhole✨️
A person who will consistently ask for your advice and wisdom, but then proceed to do the exact opposite of what you say
Leo might not be the dumbest person in the world... but she’d better hope they don’t DIE
