What do you call getting gonorrhea from a disabled person?
A slow clap
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
There was a very lazy person. He saw a banana peel in front of him while he was walking... and he said: “Oh God, protect me from falling!”
How do you piss off a color blind person?
Give them a Rubik's cube.
Did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer was the first person to try Five Guys?
What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?
You really thought n****r, didn't you?
I told my fam a joke.
They all looked at me weird and one person even said, "I’m sorry!"
LEGO Ninjago - I like it, okay?
Which of the ninja would be best for an undercover mission as the person in disguise?
Kai. He just has to leave his hair down and no one would know it was him. He uses hair gel, as Cole has said a couple times I think, because his hair looks like fire 🔥!
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
What's a suicidal persons favorite type of bath bomb? A toaster
Kid: Mum, how do you know someone is drunk?
Mum: See the four birds over there?
Kid: Huh, wait a minute.
Mum: A drunk person would see eight.
Kid: Mum, but there is only two.
How do you ground a person in a wheelchair?
Take off the wheels!
As a brother, I have to report my sister has a few new symptoms that are going around, and those symptoms are that she has big titties, a sweet pussy, and a great personality.
Person 1: "I love KFC."
Person 2: "Yeah, me too!"
Person 1: "How many have you gotten?"
Person 2: "How am I supposed to remember how many buckets of chicken I have ordered!?"
Person 1: "Chicken? What chicken? What do you think KFC stands for?"
Person 2: "Kentucky Fried Chicken?"
Person 1: "What? I thought it meant kidnapping foster children."
Person 2: "BLOODY WHATT??"
Why did the man miss the funeral?
He wasn’t a mourning person.
If a blind person can’t see, then do they sleep?
They’re the night watchers while people who see sleep.
When your teenager asks for personal space and you remind her that she came out of your personal space.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.
I’m always the first person in line at school for lunch.
I just cut everyone.
What war did the black community win?
The Obama era. Only to lose to a smarter white person.
