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Personal jokes

How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?

Tell them a joke to make them smile.

Somebody told me that black slang is just white slang in reverse. For example:

White person: Dad, you're home!

Black person: Dad?

White person: You can keep the change.

Black person: Empty the register.

She asked me if I was hung like a horse, but I said no.

I'm hung like a person who wants to die, but then the rope broke.

Trump should be grateful for DEI.

How else could a mentally handicapped person be elected President?

How come you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?

It’s hard to be a fruit, when you’re already a vegetable.

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    • Q. What do you call a rich person who is in a vegetative state?

    A. A loaded potato.

    I told the last person I slept with I was pregnant. He freaked the fuck out but calmed down after he realized it was April Fools'.

    The look on my cousin's face was hilarious.

    I asked my friend if he would take a bullet for the last person he slept with.

    He said hell yeah, I'd do anything for my sister!

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    • I asked a black man on the street if a white person paints their face black, it’s considered racist, but if a black person paints their face white, will the cops treat them better?

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    • "Oh, you’re still talking? I thought background noise was supposed to fade out after a while. Must be tough waking up every day knowing your personality was a failed experiment."

    Why does everyone get offended at female firefighters?

    Like seriously, if your house is on fire and burning, you wouldn't really care if the person saving you had a low IQ, right?

    What does the EPA issue when a person stinks up a room with their smelly farts?

    Air quality alert code brown!