Personal jokes
What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person?
I'd ask what's up, but it's definitely not you!
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
How did the person feel when his partner wouldn't perform a golden shower on him? Pissed off.
What's the difference between a normal person's funeral and a person with polio?
The pose!
What does a physicist call it when a suicidal person is high up? Potential energy.
Why did the straight white caucasian male cross the road?
Because a black person was approaching.
How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?
Tell them a joke to make them smile.
What do you call a white person from Africa?
Albino.
Somebody told me that black slang is just white slang in reverse. For example:
White person: Dad, you're home!
Black person: Dad?
White person: You can keep the change.
Black person: Empty the register.
She asked me if I was hung like a horse, but I said no.
I'm hung like a person who wants to die, but then the rope broke.
What is a deaf person's favorite game?
Charades.
What is the best game for a deaf person?
Charades.
Trump should be grateful for DEI.
How else could a mentally handicapped person be elected President?
How come you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to be a fruit, when you’re already a vegetable.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A saltshaker.
Q. What do you call a rich person who is in a vegetative state?
A. A loaded potato.
I told the last person I slept with I was pregnant. He freaked the fuck out but calmed down after he realized it was April Fools'.
The look on my cousin's face was hilarious.
I asked my friend if he would take a bullet for the last person he slept with.
He said hell yeah, I'd do anything for my sister!
Why did the suicidal person cross the road? He was waiting for a car.
I asked a black man on the street if a white person paints their face black, it’s considered racist, but if a black person paints their face white, will the cops treat them better?