Personal jokes

What do you call a deaf person?

Whatever you want!

When a deaf person is on trial, is it really considered a hearing?

What's a smart person's favorite candy? Nerds! :D

Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?

He won't deploy the parachute.

Ever noticed that "lol" looks like a person drowning?

What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?

"Happynese" (happy knees).

One person said you are much more beautiful than Cinderella. The next day, you're in court and Cinderella is the witness.

(P.S. she was born to be a drama queen.)

Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"

Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*

When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.

Me: Knock, knock.

Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?

I was wearing a George Floyd t-shirt, and a person said to me: "That must be a bit tight round the neck."

I'd tell you a joke about my boyfriend's dick, but it's a private joke.

You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!

The other person: Who?

You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.

What do you call a disabled person that has no legs and likes being alone?

Leaving, walking.

What do me and a blind person have in common after I look at Alfie's mum?

We're both blind.

Another joke, I know they suck.

What is a depressed person's favorite joke? Their life.

When an American goes on a scale, the other person will say, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"

One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.

What do you call a gay person on fire?

LGBBQ

When a person in a wheelchair says, "You've never taken a step in my shoes," and you say, "To be honest, you haven't either."