Me: knock, knock,
Other person: who’s there?
Me: Atch
Other person: Atch who
Me: Bless you
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Friend: If you could get rid of any one person in your life who would it be? Me: Me Friend: *does nothing* (x_x) I forgot that I don't have friends
Why did the man miss the funeral? He wasn’t a mourning person.
If a blind person can’t see then, do they sleep?
They’re the night watchers while people who see sleep
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My grandfather was the type of person who never threw anything away He died in World War II holding on to a hand grenade
what do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar lol
I made a joke about putting babies in the microwave and got told I was a disgusting person. So from now on I’ll only make baby in the deep fryer jokes.
wats a depressed persons favourite game, hangman
What do u call a person that cant operate a wheelchair
Stephen Hawking
"What do you tell a person with depression ? Just hang in there buddy."
Why do you always high five the emo person... cause can't just leave them hanging.
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a Japanese person comes to america and sees guns everywhere one american says welcome to america
What do you call an Afghanistan person In a bath? A bath bomb
ya make 10 paintings, you arent an artist ya make 20 meals, you arent a chef but when i kill ONE PERSON, im a "horrible person" and a "menace to society"
Person 1: How many people has Michael Jackson fingered?
Person 2: dunno what’s the minor population?
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What do emos use as birth control? Their personalities!
