Personal jokes
I'm such a good babysitter because the last person I babysat was so flat.
Who is the blindest person in the world?
One person said you are much more beautiful than Cinderella. The next day, you're in court and Cinderella is the witness.
(P.S. she was born to be a drama queen.)
Me: Knock, knock.
Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*
When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.
When a deaf person is on trial, is it really considered a hearing?
What's a smart person's favorite candy? Nerds! :D
What do you call a deaf person?
Whatever you want!
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
Q: How do you punish a blind person?
A: Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.
I was wearing a George Floyd t-shirt, and a person said to me: "That must be a bit tight round the neck."
Why did the straight white caucasian male cross the road?
Because a black person was approaching.
What's the difference between a normal person's funeral and a person with polio?
The pose!
If you hit an Indian person on the forehead with a dart, is it considered a bullseye?
What do you call a disabled person that has no legs and likes being alone?
Leaving, walking.
What does a physicist call it when a suicidal person is high up? Potential energy.
There was a very lazy person. He saw a banana peel in front of him while he was walking... and he said: “Oh God, protect me from falling!”
What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?
You really thought n****r, didn't you?