Personal jokes
One person said you are much more beautiful than Cinderella. The next day, you're in court and Cinderella is the witness.
(P.S. she was born to be a drama queen.)
Who is the blindest person in the world?
A cop pulls me over and asks if I have been drinking.
I'm an honest person and say yes, I did, so I take off my sunglasses and tell him that I now had 2 glasses less.
I'm such a good babysitter because the last person I babysat was so flat.
Q: How do you punish a blind person?
A: Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
Memes
What do you call a deaf person?
Whatever you want!
When a deaf person is on trial, is it really considered a hearing?
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
I was wearing a George Floyd t-shirt
And a person said to me:
"That must be a bit tight round the neck".
What's a smart person's favorite candy? Nerds! :D
When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.
You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!
The other person: Who?
You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.
I'd tell you a joke about my boyfriend's dick, but it's a private joke.
There was a very lazy person. He saw a banana peel in front of him while he was walking... and he said: “Oh God, protect me from falling!”
What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?
You really thought n****r, didn't you?
I’m always the first person in line at school for lunch.
I just cut everyone.
If you hit an Indian person on the forehead with a dart, is it considered a bullseye?
What war did the black community win?
The Obama era. Only to lose to a smarter white person.
"What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?"
"Claustrophobic!"
If a mentally challenged person shows up late,
Is it ok to call him tardy?