Personal jokes
What did the homeless person get for Christmas?
- Nothing.
Symptoms of Schizophrenia
The symptoms of this condition are fairly easy to recognize because they stand out so distinctly from a person’s usual behavior. In order for a diagnosis to be made, the person must suffer from two more of the following for at least one month:
Delusions
Hallucinations
This man has been through all kinda shit in his life. So one day, he finally looks at himself in the mirror and says, "If another person looks at me again, I'm going to kill myself." He looks at himself and no one ever heard from him again.
How do you ground a person in a wheelchair?
Take off the wheels!
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
There's a plane crash. Every single person died.
Who lived? The married people!
Asians love it when a British person says "Rice!"
Kid: Wanna hear a joke?
Me: Sure.
Kid: Why diddncjcjcbfjcbcjdbbskzmzj b b j no?
Me:?
Me: *listening to music under a tree and smiling*
Random person who sees me: Awwww look at him, he looks so so happy ^w^
Me: *actually listening to depressing music that makes me wanna kill and end myself but just smiles to show that everything's gonna be fine even if it won't*
What is a gay person's favorite fast food place?
Jack(off) in the Box.
What do you call a bum person with a brain?
A hillbilly.
Why did the suicidal person cross the road? He was waiting for a car.
A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.
And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"
Dear Kenya, love of life,
Thanks for commenting on my jokes, and thanks for being a nice person to me! Love, Jaden. You can tell by the emojis 🥰😍❤️💞!
Love you a million times more!
I can't make any more songs because nobody likes them. So when you see a song you like, give it a like so I can continue making more songs.
If anyone would like a song played, type it in the comments. Type the name of the song, then type the person who made the song, the songwriter. Sincerely, Watersharky Music Productions.
What is a suicidal horny person's job?
A butcher.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.