Personal jokes

What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?

"Happynese" (happy knees).

When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.

Me: Knock, knock.

Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?

One person said you are much more beautiful than Cinderella. The next day, you're in court and Cinderella is the witness.

(P.S. she was born to be a drama queen.)

Who is the blindest person in the world?

A cop pulls me over and asks if I have been drinking.

I'm an honest person and say yes, I did, so I take off my sunglasses and tell him that I now had 2 glasses less.

I'm such a good babysitter because the last person I babysat was so flat.

Q: How do you punish a blind person?

A: Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.

What do you call a deaf person?

Whatever you want!

When a deaf person is on trial, is it really considered a hearing?

Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?

He won't deploy the parachute.

I was wearing a George Floyd t-shirt

And a person said to me:

"That must be a bit tight round the neck".

What's a smart person's favorite candy? Nerds! :D

When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.

You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!

The other person: Who?

You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.

I'd tell you a joke about my boyfriend's dick, but it's a private joke.

There was a very lazy person. He saw a banana peel in front of him while he was walking... and he said: “Oh God, protect me from falling!”

What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?

You really thought n****r, didn't you?

I’m always the first person in line at school for lunch.

I just cut everyone.

If you hit an Indian person on the forehead with a dart, is it considered a bullseye?