I was drinking a martini when a waitress yelled, "Do you know CPR?"
I replied, "I know the entire alphabet!" We all laughed and laughed, well, except one person.
Personal Jokes
What do emos use as birth control?
Their personalities!
A hand job from a deaf person counts as oral.
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
I did just see a blind person trying to f*ck a dog.
I made a joke about putting babies in the microwave and got told I was a disgusting person.
So from now on I’ll only make baby in the deep fryer jokes.
A Japanese person comes to America and sees guns everywhere. One American says, "Welcome to America!"
What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?
Me: Knock, knock.
Other person: Who’s there?
Me: Atch.
Other person: Atch who?
Me: Bless you!
What's a depressed person's favorite game? Hangman.
"What do you tell a person with depression?
Just hang in there, buddy!"
Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.
Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.
But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
If your name is Jack, I think you are a stupid person that leaves their friends and blocks them on everything.
What's a dead person's favorite sentence?
"I made it."
Friend: If you could get rid of any one person in your life, who would it be?
Me: Me.
Friend: *does nothing*
(x_x)
I forgot that I don't have friends.
