Personal jokes
What do you call a down syndrome person that was hit by a car?
Mash potato.
What is a black person's least favorite word game?
Hangman.
Suicide is just self-defense. You're killing the person that tried to kill you.
Katie Price's answer for everything is darkness.
She isn't a dull person, but playing eye spy with my little eye with Harvey is just way too easy.
President Joe Biden was jogging through some different jogging paths around this great county we live in and was jogging through Alabama and fell off into a swamp filled with killer alligators, and these 3 boys named Willie, Roman, and Little Johnny saw him fall in and jumped in and drug him to safety, and the president was like "Thank you, thank you, thank you SOOO much. I'm gonna give you boys a reward for saving my life," and asks them what their names were and what they wanted. The first boy said, "My name's Willy, and I want to go to Disneyland," and the president said, "No problem, and I'll take you personally." The 2nd boy said, "My name's Roman, and I want an autographed pair of Air Jordan Nikes," and the president said, "No troubles at all," and the 3rd boy says, "My name's Little Johnny, and I want a power wheelchair with an awesome stereo and killer wheels," and the president says, "You don't look handicapped, Little Johnny," and Little Johnny said, "I'm not, but as soon as I tell my parents who I saved, I will be"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I asked a black man on the street if a white person paints their face black, it’s considered racist, but if a black person paints their face white, will the cops treat them better?
When a person asked to see her balance at a bank, they pushed him over.
Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"
Because he would have beef with Homelander.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in a bathtub?
Vegetable soup.
When a person yells, just laugh and remember that they can’t hurt what’s already dead.
Can a person in a wheelchair stand up for themselves?
They say there’s a person capable of murder in every friendship group.
I suspected it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
Q: What’s a koala's face song? A: Never gonna give you up BECAUSE it hangs on the tree and the person is the tree?
What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.
You do 1 line, you're not a crackhead. You drink 1 beer, you're not an alcoholic. But I murder 1 person...
What's one thing you should never ask a suicidal person? "Are you okay?" because the next day they'll either be dead or have a lot more cuts than they started with.
To those who are dead now, was it fun?
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar. He orders a beer.
Same person.
Person 1: How the freak did you get in my house?!?! I locked the door!!!
Person 2: But I'm your mom... I have a key. You dumbass.
What is a gay person’s favourite meal?
Willy con carne.