Personal jokes
What do me and a blind person have in common after I look at Alfie's mum?
We're both blind.
What war did the black community win?
The Obama era. Only to lose to a smarter white person.
If a mentally challenged person shows up late,
Is it ok to call him tardy?
What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.
One person said you are much more beautiful than Cinderella. The next day, you're in court and Cinderella is the witness.
(P.S. she was born to be a drama queen.)
When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.
What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?
"Happynese" (happy knees).
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*
Me: Knock, knock.
Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?
I'm such a good babysitter because the last person I babysat was so flat.
Who is the blindest person in the world?
A cop pulls me over and asks if I have been drinking.
I'm an honest person and say yes, I did, so I take off my sunglasses and tell him that I now had 2 glasses less.
What's a smart person's favorite candy? Nerds! :D
What do you call a deaf person?
Whatever you want!
When a deaf person is on trial, is it really considered a hearing?
Q: How do you punish a blind person?
A: Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.
I was wearing a George Floyd t-shirt, and a person said to me: "That must be a bit tight round the neck."
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!
The other person: Who?
You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.