I was drinking a martini when a waitress yelled, "Do you know CPR?"
I replied, "I know the entire alphabet!" We all laughed and laughed, well, except one person.
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?
What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.
Person 1: How many people has Michael Jackson fingered?
Person 2: Dunno, what’s the minor population?
A Japanese person comes to America and sees guns everywhere. One American says, "Welcome to America!"
Every single person on the plane died except for 2. How is that possible?
It said all the single people died; the 2 were a couple. That's how it was possible.
What's a dead person's favorite sentence?
"I made it."
If your name is Jack, I think you are a stupid person that leaves their friends and blocks them on everything.
Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.
Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.
But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
I made a joke about putting babies in the microwave and got told I was a disgusting person.
So from now on I’ll only make baby in the deep fryer jokes.
A hand job from a deaf person counts as oral.
What do emos use as birth control?
Their personalities!
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol
I did just see a blind person trying to f*ck a dog.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?
Dry Vegetable.
How do you kill a spider?
Just get an autistic person.
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
