person 1- I heard oxygen and magnesium went on a date. person 2- OMg
You: âKnock knockâ Person: âWhoâs there?â You: âLeafâ Person: âLeaf who?â You: âLeaf this houseâ
*Apple bottom jeans playsâ
What is a gay personâs favourite meal
Willy con carne
The only person Iâd have a cooking lesson with is Hitler
My true hero is the person who killed Hitler
*a married woman gets hit by a truck and the cops tell her husband Cop: sir, it looks like your wifeâs been hit by a truck Man; I know but she has a great personality
do u no 6+3 other person nine nein is no in german
what do you say when a spanish person lose a car
Carlos
Man, Iâm so sorry that Steven Hawking is dead he was such a good person. To bad itâs a stair case to Heaven and not a ramp
Whatâs a Mexican persons favorite spot?
Cross country
;)
Whats the difference between a black person and a white person
Black people dont shoot up schools
Ruin a quote by attributing it to the wrong person "Don't cry because it is over. Smile because it happened." -Adolf Hitler, 1945
what do you ay to a depressed person on the ceiling?
hang in there!
Yah hurtful towards you. Bro took it personally, literally.
How does the Next Train Stop for a depressive Person? Death
What's the depressed person's favorite song? Van Halen - Jump
What is it called when a depressed person gets a stroke? A stroke of luck :)
How long does it take for a depressed person to change a light bulb? 5 days. & Iâm pretty proud of myself.
what game does a suicidal person who is very bad at word or guessing games love?
hangman
What do I call a white person with 15 black kids
Coach
