Personal jokes
What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.
What's all fuzzy, warm, and laughing? The person who snapped its neck and put it into the blender.
What has 2 wheels and screams? A disabled [person] I dropkicked down the stairs.
What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!
What’s something you can say about a fat person, but not about strippers?
Those legs sure hold a lot of weight.
When a person is thinking of a high number in Roblox
-smashes keyboard-
Face reveal!
Person: Why? You: No.
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
Person: Where's your mom and dad?
Orphan: :(
Yo man, stand up.
*short person stands*
No, seriously man, stand up!
What did God say to the black person?
"Oops, I burned one."😳
Not racist, just funny.
What do you say to a black midget?
Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.
I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?
What does a physicist call it when a suicidal person is high up? Potential energy.
Don't make a person look a fool when you are the real one!
Bro sat down too close for comfort. I told him to move or he would get hurt.
Come on, how hard could it possibly be To move a few inches? You’re touching my D.
A guy really needs his personal space. Disobey and I’ll shove it in your face.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
Did you hear about the person who died? I would tell you about him, but he died.
What do cannibals call a person that is running?
Fast food.
What’s the difference between cereal and a baby?
I personally think cereal is not nutritious.
I'm a gay depressed person. Would that make me a happy unhappy person?