What do you call a person with down syndrome in a bath tub?
Vegetable soup
Why you can't kill a depressed person?
Because they are already dead inside.
People complain we are over- populated. Well then if we committed suicide then why do they be sad. It's one less person to think about. Why complain about it when in the end we become sad peoples?
Why is a sick person and California similar? They tend to burn up.
How do you help a constipated person?
U scare the shit out of them
What do you do when a person with epilepsy gets seizures in the bathtub? Throw in some laundry.
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Who is the only person time waits for? Nun.
How do u make a sad person jump?
a bridge
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What does the suicidal person say on New Years? "New year, no me"
My true hero is the person who killed Hitler
what do you say to an upset down syndrome person... “what’s bringing you down?”
You: “Knock knock” Person: “Who’s there?” You: “Leaf” Person: “Leaf who?” You: “Leaf this house”
*Apple bottom jeans plays”
The only person I’d have a cooking lesson with is Hitler
What is a gay person’s favourite meal
Willy con carne
What’s the difference between a depressed person and a pizza? Pizza won’t cut itself.
3 men were captured by a tribe and tortured. The leader of the tribe tells them that they would live, only if they could achieve one thing. They had to go out and find 10 pieces of the same fruit each. The first person returned with apples, the leader said that he had to put all 10 of them up into his ass without making a sound, or he would be killed. 1....2 he screamed. The next person came back with grapes, 1,2,3, he counted up to 8, but began to burst out laughing, he was killed. In heaven, the first man asked him why he laughed if he was doing so well, "well i saw the third guy coming back with fucking pineapples"
What do dark humor and a person with scoliosis have in common? Both are sick and twisted
How long does it take for a depressed person to change a light bulb? 5 days. & I’m pretty proud of myself.
