whats a person with downsydroms fav detergent downy
What is a Mexican persons favorite sport: Cross Country
What do I call a white person with 15 black kids
Coach
This man has been through all kinda shit in his life. So one day, he finally looks at himself in the mirror and says, "If another person looks at me again, I'm going to kill myself" He looks at himself and no one ever heard from him again.
what do you call an old black person-farming antique
what's a depressed person's favorite game? hangman
I sometimes want rampage, but what good would that do? I look for a way out, but there's not even a light shining through. The times where all is dark, are the times that I need a mark. Though people say that nobody will care, the truth is: there's always one who's fair. That person may not be the one you expect, but I am here with a passion to redirect. Once there was a time where I tried to end it all, because I only looked on the dark side. Truth was I wanted to be heard, to be respected, to let someone know. But that was in the past and this isn't about my dark ride, it's time for others to know that only a few words, can extinguish a glow.
What do you call an autistic person with a driver's license?
A LETHAL WEAPON!
me:why did the chicken cross the road
person:why
me:because he wanted to
Did you hear about the person who got hit in the head with a soda can? Good thing it was a "Soft" drink
What's the differnce between Batman and a gay person What batman has no one to call daddy
What's the difference between a black person and an apple? An apple chooses to hang.
I called the suicide hotline at Iraq, the person got exited and asked if I can drive a truck.
What happened when the depressed person waved at a tree?
It left him hanging..
Orphans: were are my parents, random person: in the bed
What is the difference between harry houdini and everyone else in my life, harry was the only person not to disappear
is it just me or your the prettiest person I seen today
Person: Bro, you have a bad and stupid life. Me: Yeah it was all good till you were here! Person: WTF!