Personal jokes
When you're so rich that you can buy anything, you end up getting a cow in your living room. Yeah, anyways, my ex is still in my living room.
What does Chainsaw Man's chainsaw say as he chases a black person?
"Runnnnigernigernigerniger..."
Person: Why? You: No.
Q. What movie is a fat person most afraid of?
A. The Hunger Games.
Person: You suck!
Me: Tell that to your mom, and she’ll say the same thing, honey. 😎
hundred percent ture
What did the female farmer say to the person who raises a male chicken? "Nice cock!"
5 Cobra Kai Facts:
1: Johnny = Daniel
2: Miguel > Robby
3: Miyagi Do = Eagle Fang
4: Chozen and Daniel > Kreese and Silver
5: Tory is actually a good person.
Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?
They can't find home plate.
Person 1: I heard oxygen and magnesium went on a date.
Person 2: OMg!
I was talking to a Muslim yesterday, and he asked me what it's like to be blind.
I happened to tell him about 20 jokes; in fact, I was working on my twentieth. So I answered with, "At least I don't have to screw in light bulbs. It's not like I need the damn things anyway."
Dear Kenya, love of life,
Thanks for commenting on my jokes, and thanks for being a nice person to me! Love, Jaden. You can tell by the emojis 🥰😍❤️💞!
Love you a million times more!
What does the depressed person say to the happy person?
"Damn, I wish I was on the stuff you're on, lol."
Control tower to Boeing 747, you're clear to land on (said person)'s forehead.
There was a very lazy person. He saw a banana peel in front of him while he was walking... and he said: “Oh God, protect me from falling!”
Person 1: Do you know Imagine Dragons?
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
Ahhhhhhhhhh, ma bored.
You're walking alone on a street when a person slaps you with a silk glove and runs away. As you watch them run, 2 cops are chasing them.
What can you give a white person that you can't give to a black person?
A black eye.
No one is smart. I am smart.
I would never kill an animal. I'm more of a people person.