Disabled person jokes
Q. What's a disabled person's favorite band?
A. System of a Down's syndrome.
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
A cannibal went to the dietitian, and he got told to eat more vegetables, so he ate a disabled person.
What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."
What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?
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What do you call a disabled person in a sauna?
Steamed veggies!
What do you call getting gonorrhea from a disabled person?
A slow clap.
How do you piss off a disabled person?
You put the cookie on the other shoulder.
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
I saw a disabled person in the super market. They were at the vegetable aisle.
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?
"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."
Why does the disabled person scrunch his toilet paper up? Because that’s the way he rolls.
Imagine if a disabled person's last name was Runner or Walker! 😬😂
What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.
What does a disabled person want to be when they grow up? A stand-up comedian.
I dumped the dead, disabled person's body into a dumpster full of rats.
Why can't there be a gay disabled person?
Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.
What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!
What do you call a disabled person in a fire?
"HOT WHEELS!"