Disabled person jokes
What do you call a disabled person in a fire?
"HOT WHEELS!"
Is a disabled person who has no arms but has guns armed or not armed?
How does a disabled person play chess?
I think you forgot they don't have legs.
I dumped the dead, disabled person's body into a dumpster full of rats.
What do you call a disabled person that has no legs and likes being alone?
Leaving, walking.
The translation is correct. Toilet for disabled person shouldn't be called toilet. It should be:
What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!
How do you make a disabled person cry?
Let's go play tag!
What do you call a disabled person drowning?
A boat.
What has 2 wheels and screams? A disabled [person] I dropkicked down the stairs.
What do you call a pool full of disabled people?
Vegetable soup.
Imagine if a disabled person's last name was Runner or Walker! 😬😂
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?
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Someone bullied a disabled person.
The disabled person said they can't stand it.
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?
"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
I saw a disabled person in the super market. They were at the vegetable aisle.
What do you call a disabled person in a sauna?
Steamed veggies!
How do you piss off a disabled person?
You put the cookie on the other shoulder.
What do you call a disabled person that can walk?
Enabled.