Disabled person

Disabled Person Jokes

Band

Q. What's a disabled person's favorite band?

A. System of a Down's syndrome.

Cannibal

A cannibal went to the dietitian, and he got told to eat more vegetables, so he ate a disabled person.

Part

What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."

Movie

What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?

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Memes

Cookie

How do you piss off a disabled person?

You put the cookie on the other shoulder.

Song

What is a disabled person's least favorite song?

"I'm Still Standing."

Toe

What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?

"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."

Toilet Paper

Why does the disabled person scrunch his toilet paper up? Because that’s the way he rolls.

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  • Comedian

    What does a disabled person want to be when they grow up? A stand-up comedian.

    Body

    I dumped the dead, disabled person's body into a dumpster full of rats.

    Gay person

    Why can't there be a gay disabled person?

    Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.

    Comedy

    What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!