Disabled person jokes
Is a disabled person who has no arms but has guns armed or not armed?
Ben 10 and a disabled person are the same, but no aliens for the disabled person.
What do you call a disabled person called Gerald?
GERALD!
What does a disabled person want to be when they grow up? A stand-up comedian.
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
The translation is correct. Toilet for disabled person shouldn't be called toilet. It should be:
What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.
What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."
Q. What's a disabled person's favorite band?
A. System of a Down's syndrome.
What do you call a disabled person that can walk?
Enabled.
Why can't there be a gay disabled person?
Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.
What do you call getting gonorrhea from a disabled person?
A slow clap.
I'm ashamed of some of the jokes I told that mocked disabled people.
So I threw in a couple racist ones to even it out.
Why does the disabled person scrunch his toilet paper up? Because that’s the way he rolls.
What do you call a pool full of disabled people?
Vegetable soup.
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?
"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."
Q. What do you get when you cross a mentally disabled person with a pedophile? A. Jeffy Epstein.
How do you make a disabled person cry?
Let's go play tag!
Someone bullied a disabled person.
The disabled person said they can't stand it.
What has 2 wheels and screams? A disabled [person] I dropkicked down the stairs.
What do you call a disabled person in a fire?
"HOT WHEELS!"