whats the diffrence between a homeless person and a car only one gets fuel
There were three people on the third floor of a building the first one took a bite of a apple then said it was too hard so he threw it out the window the second person took a bite of a lemon he said it was too sour so he threw it out the window the third guy was drunk, he took a bite of a grenade and thought it was to crunchy so he threw it out the window then one of them went downstairs he saw a dog laying on the ground dead the apple had hit the dog in the head then there was a little girl crying with her cat in her lap it had died because the lemon fell out the window and hit it in the head next there was a old guy laughing i asked him why he was laugh he said "i farted and the building behind me blew up".
when a white person says the n word
black people: yall mother fu...rs aint gonna believe dis shit
What is the difference between tuna a piano and glue? you can tuna piano but you cannot piano a tuna. (the person you ask should say what about the glue) response: I knew you would get stuck there.
If a person in a wheel car runs you over, can you call it a Hit and Can ́t Run
What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?
A Guardian Of The Galaxy : )
Sally threw herself a birthday party, and only one person showed up. Who is it?
The grim reaper.
ahhhhhhhhhh ma bored
When your friend gets involved with someone it affects the friendship when ever a friend of mine has a new girlfriend ,we should say I looked like the person you used to know but I've been modified to survive in this relationship if we have an argument and she's there I might disagree with you I'd rather countinue to see her naked.
U: A life Other person: I don't get it U: Exactly
What is the difference between an emo and a normal person
An emo slits
Why did the person peel his skin off because he wanted too
Joker: How did the skeleton know it was going yo rain?
Person: Because he felt it in his bones?
Joker: He read the weather forcast you f*cking idiot.
A 6-year old told the class the first time she got aids, the teacher listened she said she scraped her knee the girl was sent to a asylum when she got out she was 20 she had aids
A person had a child named bl another named es and one named s the next was named you , they were a very unholy family. There children were shamed upon because their names spell out bless you
Person: guess what?
Other person: what?
Person: Chicken Butt
whats sad and has no life .the person reding this
Person 1: hi i am tom.. and you ? person 2: andrew ?
Whats the difference between a black person and a white person
Black people dont shoot up schools
There was a person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
