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Don't go to ghostposter.com. The person or persons who run that site are a fucking bunch if dumb fucking cunts who can suck my big cock.

The only problem being short and gay is that whenever I try to tell people I'm top in my relationship, they don't believe me because I'm shorter than the person I'm dating, like, WTF?

What do you get if you talk to a Down syndrome person face to face at close distance?

Soaked...

Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord?

A: It's cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you're pretty much screwed.

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    • A guy saw a person with a duck and said, "Where did you get a pig?"

    The owner replied, "It's not a pig, dummy!"

    The random guy said, "I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to the duck."

    What do you call a person whose Lymphoma keeps recurring?

    A Lymphomaniac.

    Snow everywhere, it's Christmas time. A person looks at the tree.

    The person: "Only the last thing left to hang!"

    He grabs a noose.

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    • Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?

    Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?

    Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅

    Literally no one: Why can't you hear the pterodactyl?

    Random person: I don't know.

    No one: BECAUSE THEY ARE EXTINCT!

    Random person: Ha, cool, I guess.

    9 people walked into Bunnings Warehouse.

    2 people bought plants.

    3 people bought shovels.

    1 person yelled.

    3 people left Bunnings Warehouse.

    1 person was me. I guess those three people are fired! 💁‍♀️🤦‍♀️

    Person 1: Why did you put the baby feet first into the blender?

    Person 2: To see his facial expression. Why else?

    A funny joke scenario.

    Person 1: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

    Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.

    Person 1: Because he was ugly, fat, and nobody liked him.

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