What’s one thing that a gay person is scared of?
A gay guy that’s straight!
You: Say "addicted" after everything I say.
Person: Uh okay.
You: When you're obsessed with candy you are...?
Person: Addicted.
You: When you're obsessed with drugs you are...?
Person: Addicted.
You: What hit you in the face last night?
Person: Addicted... *laughs*
(It's supposed to sound like "A dick did")
Person 1: "Where was Hiroshima?"
Person 2: "In Japan."
Person 1: "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."
I would never kill an animal. I'm more of a people person.
Q: How do you know an Asian person was in your house?
A: Your homework is done, breakfast is made, and your cat is gone.
So, a person walked into a shop.
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Teacher: Take a seat, class.
Wheelchair person: I've been in the seat.
A person with a wheelchair makes a joke. No one laughs.
Inner thought: "Wheely Manerva, wheely."
What's a homeless person's favorite cookie?
Pooreos.
What do you sing on a dead person's birthday?
"Happy Death-Day To You!"
PERSON: I need to go so bad!
TOILET: Long time no pee!!!
I saw a disabled person in the super market. They were at the vegetable aisle.