Personal jokes
What do you call a person who smokes?
Smokey the Bear.
The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him to eat 200 balls.
What’s the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person
You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message
Person 1: Hey, did you hear about the circus fire?
Person 2: No.
Person 1: It was in-tents.
Q: The person who makes it doesn't say what it is.
The person who receives it doesn't know what it is.
The person who knows what it is doesn't want it.
What am I?
A: A baby.
Stephen was a great person, and he will be greatly missed, but I enjoy these jokes too much to not stop.
What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person? "What's bringing you down?"
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome who graduated high school?
Impossible!
What's a person in a wheelchair's favorite sport?
Jousting.
Person: I'd really like it if you'd stop saying my name all the time.
Random Person: Cheesus! That hurt!
Person: SERIOUSLY!?!?
Two persons were in a car. The brakes were broken and they were going so fast that they would crash and die.
The driver said: "Oh no! We will die!" but the person sitting next to him replied: "Don't panic, the stop sign at the end of the road will stop us."
What do you call a rich Chinese person?!? Kaching!
What do you call a bum person with a brain?
A hillbilly.
Did you hear about the person who invented the door knocker?
He won a no-bell prize.
How does a crazy person get to the woods?
He takes the psychopath.
When a person asked to see her balance at a bank, they pushed him over.
How do you name a Chinese person?
You drop a metal spoon on a tile floor.
What do you call a person with only one arm?
Half-assed.
This person has Down syndrome.