if you ever get mad at a person that cramppled their leg. don't forget that they can hide but they cant run.
whats the difference between a computer and a cramppled person?a computer runs
Why did the little boy cry?
He had a frog nailed to his face and stapled to each of his fins. The frogs were his personal molesters.
You: Say "addicted" after everything I say. Person: Uh okay. You: When you're obsessed with candy you are...? Person: Addicted. You: When you're obsessed with drugs you are...? Person: Addicted. You: What hit you in the face last night? Person: Addicted... *laughs* (It's supposed to sound like "A dick did")
Q: How do you get a one armed person out of a tree?
A: You wave at them.
what do you called a no eyebrow person ?
MS.BURGOS
Person 1 : "Where was Hiroshima?" Person 2 "In Japan" Person 1 "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."
I would never kill an animal. I'm more of a people person.
Me: *looks at persons hand* This guy doesn't have fingers!
Random person with no fingers: Why do you have to point that out?
I'd make a joke about an obese person, but it won't work out.
Q: How do you know an Asian person was in your house? A: Your homework is done, breakfast is made, and your cat is gone.
So a person walked into a shop
Shop guy: Hey RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD.
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Why was Timmy the only happy person in his family?
Timmy is dead
teacher * take a seat class * wheelchair person * ive been in the seat*
person with wheelchair makes a joke * no one laughs*
inner thought * wheely Manerva wheely*
What's a homeless person's favorite cookie?
Pooreos.
What Do You Sing On a Dead Person's Birthday? Happy Death-Day To You
PERSON: I need to go so bad!
TOILET: Long time no pee!!!
I saw a disabled person in the super market they was at the vegetable isle
Person: you suck!!!!! Me: tell that to your mom and she’ll say the same thing, honey 😎