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Personal Jokes

if you ever get mad at a person that cramppled their leg. don't forget that they can hide but they cant run.

Why did the little boy cry?

He had a frog nailed to his face and stapled to each of his fins. The frogs were his personal molesters.

You: Say "addicted" after everything I say. Person: Uh okay. You: When you're obsessed with candy you are...? Person: Addicted. You: When you're obsessed with drugs you are...? Person: Addicted. You: What hit you in the face last night? Person: Addicted... *laughs* (It's supposed to sound like "A dick did")

Me: *looks at persons hand* This guy doesn't have fingers!

Random person with no fingers: Why do you have to point that out?

Q: How do you know an Asian person was in your house? A: Your homework is done, breakfast is made, and your cat is gone.

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So a person walked into a shop

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THis is REALLY funny

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