People complain we are over- populated. Well then if we committed suicide then why do they be sad. It's one less person to think about. Why complain about it when in the end we become sad peoples?
if your a cat person never let hungry chinese into your house they might just have a snack
What do u call a fat person in a wheelchair A broken wheelchair
Man: I'm here for the job interview Employer: Oh good, good. Sit down. We don't get many people for the interviews. Man: Just anywhere? Employer: Yeah, make yourself comfortable. Jackson, right? Man: Yeah that's me. (Shakes hands and sits back down) Employer: So what makes you eligible for the job, Jackson? Man: Well, I'm really good at capturing the perfect shot and angle. it really takes dedication to do this type of job. Concentration and willpower, sir. Employer: I like you already, you're hired! Man: Wow thanks, sir. I know i won't do you wrong. I'll work hard for this job! Employer: You start now! Your first person is a man named John F Kennedy. Man: What? You want me to just take pictures of him during the parade? Employer: No. Man: This... This is a photography job right? Employer: No... this is a job employment for man hunting.
I went to a depprest person and said do you wanna hang with me
what happens when a black person gets in a car? the check oil light turns on
You're the type of person to play girl on fire during a funeral
You're the type of person to wash your hands after a shower
I offered to share a meal with a homeless person once, but he said, "Piss off and buy your own!"
the average Irish person consume 131.1 litres of beer almost as much as ur mum at night
What's the differnce between Batman and a gay person What batman has no one to call daddy
Someone bullied a disabled person.
The disabled person said they can't stand it.
What happened when the depressed person waved at a tree?
It left him hanging..
If your name is Jack... I think you are a stupid person that leaves their friends and blocks them on everything
*Breaking News!* - Apparently the first person in Melbourne has died because of the Coronavirus. In his house they found 1000 cans of food, 50 kilos of pasta, 80 kilos of rice, 300 toilet rolls and 50L of hand sanitiser which he had panic purchased from the supermarket and stock piled "just in case".
The whole lot collapsed and buried him.
What do you call a person with a fat brain?
A fat neek!
Person 1:Yassin has sex with a piece of sex Person 2: nice, can I have some of your balls
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person. Sorry didn't mean to step on your toes
How to complement a depressed person: "I like your cuts, g."
They say there's a person capable of murder in every friend group
I suspected that it was Dave, so i killed him before he could cause any harm.
