When a military person dies, we shoot all night. When a drunkard dies, we drink all night. When a Christian dies, we pray all night. What if a prostitute dies? What should we do? Please tell me.
homeless person: says to rich person ''im homeless''.Rich person:''Then buy a house''
You know, being a bitch is hard...but i found the person who's up for the challenge...You
What do my cloths and a depressed person not have in common?
My cloths don't hang themselves...
What's the similarity between a Christmas ornament and a person?
They both hang...
What did one cheese say to the other cheese?
"Hello, its a nice day, do you have any plans on what your going to do?"... The other cheese was taken back by his politeness and friendliness, they agreed to meet again, and were soon married and lived happily ever after. Let this tale of the two cheeses inspire you to be a better person.
When a person went to a restaurant they died once they were in 3 people were a suspect 2was suspected cause she served the food”turns out it was the food
person one: why did the boy go home? person two: why? person one: because he had PHOAM work to do!
What would fall out of a tree first, a depressed person or a feather?
Answer: The feather wouldn't. The rope would stop the person from falling all the way.
What does the depression person say to the happy person? Damn I wish I was on the stuff your on lol.
What's a depressed person's least favorite type of cereal?
LIFE.
Friend: If you could get rid of any one person in your life who would it be? Me: Me Friend: *does nothing* (x_x) I forgot that I don't have friends
This is the true worst joke ever: What did the person say to the other guy when he met him? Hi!
Person one: What did the Dj name his son? Person two: IDK what Person one: Erik(while making a DJ motion)
One day, two friends found a treasure map. So they decided try to find the treasure. After several hours they found the treasure, it was a suit that gives the person wearing it super strength. One of the friend wear the suit and hugs the other friend. They were both red.
Me sees crazy man hit a old poor person me dials 911 police:what is that location me:idk where is dis location police:mission failed we will try again later me:wth police:ends call me:calls hospital hospital:what is that location me:idk where is dis location hospital:mission failed we will try again later me:WTH IS HAPPENDS EVERY TIME NOW EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE hospital:hangs up me:calls fire dEpArTmEnT fire:no fire dEpArTmEnT:what is that location me:hangs up and give up and goes home
A person laughs everyday. "Man," they say, "I'm glad I'm not an egg, otherwise I'd just CRACK MYseLf uP!
A "type person" is addicted to eating sugar
When the doctor saw this, he said
"From Type 2 Diabetes"
Get it?
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser
search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it
What is the difference between shroud and a shroud imposter
Shroud uses reddit, and the imposter uses WJE
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If you guys dont like my jokes, you can just dislike and not leave a comment, ok?
