What do you call a deaf person? Whatever you want!
Helen Keller is the kind of person to ask you what the time is.
Whats the similarities between spiderman and a homeless person
They both have no way home!
What should you never say to a Japanese person, Your da Bomb!
I hate my life.
What do you call a blind person driving a car......... died
i was drinking a martini when a waitress yelled " do you know CPR?" i replied "i know the entire alphabet!" we all laughed and laughed, well. except one person
What does a person eat before a race?
Answer: They fast
name one person who would take a orphan micheal jackson so they can play all night
5 Cobra Kai Facts: 1: Johnny = Daniel 2: Miguel > Robby 3: Miyagi Do = Eagle Fang 4: Chozen And Daniel > Kreese And Silver 5: Tory is actually a good person.
What do you call a disabled person drowning a BOAT
I’m back and have a joke my friend said!
Person 1: My brothers Halloween costume is so ugly. Person 2: what was it? Person 1: He went as himself.
Here's what to do if an annoying person keeps talking to you. First ignore them until they ask you if your going to respond. Then ask them: if they were walking down the street and a rabid dog suddenly started barking at them would they get on all fours and bark back? After that continue to ignore them.
I wanted to bomb a restaurant so i went in there with a bomb...but the bomb got diffused and did not work . I asked a person standing nearby i said. "" hey do you know how to fix this bomb so i can blow up this place? "" He gave me a book. It was the quran I said what the hell is that..! He said, " this is the official manual for bomb making."
Me:name all the planets other person: earth Mars Jupiter Neptune mercury Uranus me: not my anus
Q: Why don’t orphans have a personality? A: They don’t have a person in reality!
why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
cause they'll eat the bat
Why can’t a blind person be a teacher? Because they can’t control their pupils
What do you call an autistic person with a driver's license?
A LETHAL WEAPON!
The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them mommy or daddy.
