Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"
Person Jokes
Why can't a blind person eat fish?
They can't see food.
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
5 Cobra Kai Facts:
1: Johnny = Daniel
2: Miguel > Robby
3: Miyagi Do = Eagle Fang
4: Chozen and Daniel > Kreese and Silver
5: Tory is actually a good person.
Why is Stephen Hawking an organ donor?
Because he saved 200 computers!
What do you call a disabled person drowning?
A boat.
Guess the joke.
Your girlfriend.
What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?
One of them is a domesticated pet.
I’m back and have a joke my friend said!
Person 1: My brother's Halloween costume is so ugly.
Person 2: What was it?
Person 1: He went as himself.
What is a gay person's favorite book?
The dictionary.
Here's what to do if an annoying person keeps talking to you. First, ignore them until they ask you if you're going to respond. Then ask them: if they were walking down the street and a rabid dog suddenly started barking at them, would they get on all fours and bark back? After that, continue to ignore them.
I wanted to bomb a restaurant, so I went in there with a bomb, but the bomb got diffused and did not work.
I asked a person standing nearby. I said, "Hey, do you know how to fix this bomb so I can blow up this place?"
He gave me a book.
It was the Quran.
I said, "What the hell is that?"
He said, "This is the official manual for bomb making."
Me: Name all the planets.
Other person: Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Neptune, Mercury, Uranus.
Me: Not my anus!
What has 2 wheels and screams? A disabled [person] I dropkicked down the stairs.
A handicapped person and an orphan get into a fight. The orphan says, "At least I have two functional legs." The handicapped person says, "At least I have two functional parents."
Q: Why don’t orphans have a personality?
A: They don’t have a person in reality!
Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
'Cause they'll eat the bat!
Why can’t a blind person be a teacher? Because they can’t control their pupils.
What do you call an autistic person with a driver's license?
A LETHAL WEAPON!
The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them "mommy" or "daddy."
